A Little Much

[natertot]

I understand that Florida is considering a law that would require registration of all alligators. They will have to be single fling only and can only be carried in a cage while in your vehicle and not accessible to the driver.

Does this apply to CCA license holders? Also, does Florida offer non-resident CCA licenses? I want one!

[crashdive123]

I hope they allow open carry. Concealed carry would be....well....just wrong.

[natertot]

^^^Only if notification is required!

Officer: I am Officer Justice and I pulled you over for doing 38 in a 25.
Driver: Sir, before we continue, I am required to tell you I have a reptile in my pants.
Officer: For my safety and yours, I must take possession of your reptile.

[Rick]

You will be required to apply for a CRC (Concealed Reptile Carry).

[madmax]

I hope they allow open carry. Concealed carry would be....well....just wrong.

Belly band.

[kyratshooter]

Since my Kentucky permit is a Concealed Deadly Weapons permit it covers all deadly weapons and if Florida is considering this gator a deadly weapon then they must honor my right to carry an alligator as a weapon!

The civil servant that formed those charges has opened a can of worms and I am sure the actions are covered under other possible charges such as malicious mischief, disturbing the peace, being a dumb@$$.

As for the maturity level of the assailant and his mother being an enabler, I can only look back to my own youth when at age 23 I had been married and on my own for 3 years, graduated college and was serving as an Officer in the army under "strained conditions".

In turn I have known families where the enabling mother referred to her sons and "those little boys" and continued posting bail for them until they were in their forties.

[madmax]

LOL. Crashdive123 probably knows better than me but I believe FL carry license is for firearms only. I know I won't conceal carry a knife blade longer than 4 inches.

Maybe get an exotic pet license.

Strange thread.

[hunter63]

Green Anaconda........Self defense.

[Rick]

THAT is just plain wrong. You know that song will be in my head all day long. Drat!

[Wildthang]

Maybe he just wanted some Gator Tots!

[Rick]

Or needed some gator aid.....(I slay myself)

[crashdive123]

Green Anaconda........Self defense.

That's just wrong.

[Winnie]

^^^Only if notification is required!

Officer: I am Officer Justice and I pulled you over for doing 38 in a 25.
Driver: Sir, before we continue, I am required to tell you I have a reptile in my pants.
Officer: For my safety and yours, I must take possession of your reptile.

Now that puts a whole new spin on the phrase 'trouser snake'

[tundrabadger]

I want everybody to know that I'm currently picturing Kyrat schlepping an alligator around as a concealed weapon...I'm thinking like a golf bag kind of thing.

[Rick]

A little big for a violin case. Maybe cello? Period correct cello case of course.

We fired our cannon 'till the barrel melted down
So we grabbed an alligator and we fought another round
We filled his head with cannonballs 'n' powdered his behind
And when we touched the powder off, the gator lost his mind

Johnny Horton

[Eastree]

The biggest problem would be if mishandling it resulted in ... a reptile dysfunction.

[Batch]

The biggest problem would be if mishandling it resulted in ... a reptile dysfunction.

Mishandling, Reptile dysfunction? Your going soft on us Eastree.

Though there can be some merit in reptile dysfunction preventing them from becoming too invasive.

[hunter63]

The biggest problem would be if mishandling it resulted in ... a reptile dysfunction.

Now THAT is funny, I don't care who you are.......