LOL!
Here's a little something for your book. I just got back from camping at a state park. For a couple of days I had some "butt-hurt". I thought it was a pimple on my arse. It turned to be an embedded tick. I had to go to the clinic for some doxycycline. Other than that and the deer flies it was great! We hiked about 20 miles and camped next to a river.
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