Being the ever savvy super secret agent I am I immediately move the family south using TripAdvisor to find the best BBQ joints along the east coast. Finally arriving in S. Carolina I pull out my government issued map of BBQ joints and set up residence in the rear of One Hot Momma's in Hilton Head. As luck would have it, the local residents proclaim me a hero for not neglecting my duties. Word spreads and I'm soon elected King of America. I order the GodKing to be removed from the bunker. He moves to Canada where he becomes a song and dance man. Hilton Head is proclaimed the new Capital and Kim Jun Un becomes my personal trainer. Easy Peasy.
Just so there's some value in this post.
http://bbq.discoversouthcarolina.com..._trail_map.pdf
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