I was invited.......

[crashdive123]

Oh if only cars on the drive home could talk.

[randyt]

Got a friend's wife who had it done. They tried to keep her in the office until she farted. She simply refused to fart in front of anybody. They gave up.

should have left her in there with the husband

[2dumb2kwit]

Popping into the supermarket for milk that just so happens to be on the lower shelf isn't such a good idea either. The strain of getting back up........ I was just glad the aisle was already empty.

The blind cashier charged her for the milk, a duck call and some stink bait. Hahahaha...........Sorry, it was a joke I heard somewhere.

[Rick]

Buhahahaha. That right there is funny I don't care who you are.

[hunter63]

Hahahaha...That's has to be a southern joke......

[BornthatWay]

Glad everything came out ok. Figuratively and literally!

[madmax]

I may not find this thread so funny after I curl up on the table.

[crashdive123]

Hey Madmax - many of the Krac's are well versed in first aid and medical care. You want we should do an exam the next time you are dirt bagging it by the fire? After all, what are friends for?

[Winnie]

Hey Madmax - many of the Krac's are well versed in first aid and medical care. You want we should do an exam the next time you are dirt bagging it by the fire? After all, what are friends for?

See? if you don't get it done now, you'll be wondering just where you can bend over safely in the bosom of your buddies.

[madmax]

If the soap gets dropped. I'll just rinse.

[Rick]

The dog bites so that kind of narrows the field down.