Every so often I feel the need to post one of these so bear with me. Every so often you'll read posts from new members that can't be taken seriously; here's some examples:
1.) The Noob that starts his post out by writing something like: "Hi! I HATE everybody! I HATE society! I can't find a job anywhere!(obviously.) Does anybody know where I can find free land to go and live on?
Of course if any of us knew where free land was we'd of already took it! Plus, if you hate everybody why are you talking to us?
2.) What's the best survival knife to buy?
We get asked this question a lot. The answer is what ever you already have. You're used to it, it's worked for you in the past. That's all you really need. If, however, you wish to up-grade then check out the "Knives and Blades forum," Google the names of knives that you find there, and go for it!
3.) Hi, I'm (12 to 16) years of age and I want to learn to survive!
Well, if you're alive right now, then you're surviving. If you want to learn how to enjoy and survive out in the wilderness and you're that young then try the Boy Scouts. Many of our members have been in that Organization and have learned a lot. Lacking that, find an outdoors group that will work with you, but be advised, most organizations require parental permission slips from minors. Sometimes they want to buy a knife and want our help. I refuse to help anyone with knife info that's under the age of 18.
4.) Sometimes we get the occasional troll that does a drive-by, throws a grenade, then runs off, only to never be heard from again. This is cause for a Wolf Pack feeding frenzy! WARNING! It's NOT pretty!
5.) The shy one:
This is a person who doesn't want us to know anything about themselves, but expects extensive, specific, personal information. They usually take it personal when we tell them that we need more info in order to give them the information that we need.
6.) The hard-headed troll.
This one doesn't go away on their own, A mod has to ban them! Oft-times they are mental cases and just enjoy verbally abusing others. They don't last long!
At the end of the day, do not fret, the mods have it all under control...that's why we make the Big $$$$!..
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