"D'you skin griz, Pilgrim?"
"Didn't put enough dirt down. Saw it right off."
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."
"Could be worse. Could be raining." <clap of thunder/downpour.>
"D'you skin griz, Pilgrim?"
"Didn't put enough dirt down. Saw it right off."
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."
"Could be worse. Could be raining." <clap of thunder/downpour.>
If we are to have another contest in…our national existence I predict that the dividing line will not be Mason and Dixon's, but between patriotism & intelligence on the one side, and superstition, ambition & ignorance on the other…
~ President Ulysses S. Grant
to hell with them fellas buzzards gotta eat same as worms
Watch your top knot
I'll be needing that for squirrels n such
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"Say when"
Top Gun: negative Ghostrider, the pattern is full
"You might get them six in me, Bob... but not 'fore I got that one in you."
Marlon Brando to Ben Johnson in One Eyed Jacks.
"What do make of that one, Shane?" (Van Heflin indicates Wilson, played by Jack Palance.)
"He's no cow puncher." Alan Ladd in Shane.
One more.
"I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody. Now I'm just a bum." Marlon Brando in On The Waterfront.
S.M.
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"They that can give up essential liberty to gain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
- Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790),U.S. statesman, scientist, Historical Review of Pennsylvania, 1759
GoodFellas
- Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little f'd up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f'n' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
"Robin in the Hood! I'm going to cut your heart out with a spoon!!"
Recession; A period when you go without something your Grandparents never heard of.
Marlboro: You know, that gun costs about two dollars every time you fire it. That's two bucks a bullet.
Harley Davidson: Well how many'd I hit?
Marlboro: You spent twelve dollars and didn't hit a @#$%%@ thing. I nailed one and it cost about four and a quarter.
probably wasn't on the list, but it should be on some list somewhere.
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Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice - Grey's Law.
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Independence Day:
President Thomas Whitmore: I don't understand, where does all this come from? How do you get funding for something like this?
Julius Levinson: You don't actually think they spend $20,000 on a hammer, $30,000 on a toilet seat, do you?
GWTW
Rhett Butler: You're like the thief who isn't the least bit sorry he stole, but is terribly, terribly sorry he's going to jail.
But as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD. Joshua 24:15
LT. Dan you got legs...............
Soon the whole world will be silky smooth
They said it was a million dollar wound. But, the Army must keep that money, 'cause I still ain't seen a nickel of that million dollars.
Say hello to my littl' fren......"
Geezer Squad....Charter Member #1
Evoking the 50 year old rule...
First 50 years...worried about the small stuff...second 50 years....Not so much
Member Wahoo Killer knives club....#27
Terminator: The 12-gauge auto-loader.
Clerk: That's Italian. You can go pump or auto.
Terminator: The .45 long slide, with laser sighting.
Clerk: These are brand new - we just got them in. That's a good gun. Just touch the trigger, the beam comes on and you put the red dot where you want the bullet to go. You can't miss. Anything else?
Terminator: Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range.
Clerk: Hey, just what you see pal.
Terminator: The Uzi nine millimeter.
Clerk: You know your weapons, buddy. Any one of these is ideal for home defense. So uh, which will it be?
Terminator: All.
Clerk: I may close early today. There's a 15 day wait on the hand guns but the rifles you can take right now, and you have to fill these out too.
[Terminator is loading slugs into the shotgun]
Clerk: You can't do that.
Terminator: Wrong. [Shoots Clerk]
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A man gots to know his limitation's.
My Cousin Vinny
Vinny: Is it possible that the two youts--
Judge Haller: Uh, the two what? Uh, uh, what was that word?
Vinny: Uh, what word?
Judge Haller: Two what?
Vinny: What?
Judge Haller: Did you say "yutes"?
Vinny: Yeah, two youts.
Judge Haller: What is a yute?
Vinny: Oh, excuse me, Your Honor, two youths.
Bhohahaha....great flick....youts......Originally Posted by ClayPick
Geezer Squad....Charter Member #1
Evoking the 50 year old rule...
First 50 years...worried about the small stuff...second 50 years....Not so much
Member Wahoo Killer knives club....#27
City Slickers
Mitch Robbins: Hi Curly. Killed anyone today?
Curly: The day ain't over yet...
Curly: I crap bigger than you.
City Slickers II
John Lovitz: There's something wrong with your cow - I kept milking and milking and milking.....nothing.
Billy Crystal: Norman is a bull.
John Lovitz: Ewwwwwwwwwwww.
Inglorious bastards
Lt. Aldo Raine: You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'.
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