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    Twerking
    is a type of dancing in which the dancer, usually a woman, shakes her hips in an up-and-down bouncing motion, causing the dancer's buttocks to shake, "wobble" and "jiggle."[1] According to the Oxford Dictionary Online, to twerk is "to dance to popular music in a sexually provocative manner involving thrusting hip movements and a low, squatting stance."[2] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twerking



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    That was funny.........I hope she did not get hurt to badly.

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    Forest fire started by twerking....Just in......
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    Panic - sudden uncontrollable fear or anxiety, often causing wildly unthinking behavior.

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    I saw 3 or 4 11 year olds twerking on my way out of the gym yesterday. Made me sick. I kind of wanted to slap them.

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    Here's my twerking video.

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    Elvis impersonators?
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    I guess no one ever told her about "Drop & Roll".

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    Twerking is something I am just to danged old to know about. However, never let it be said that I am not young at heart. I'll start practicing this in my hong and post a vid soon. I wanna look professional first.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rick View Post
    Twerking is something I am just to danged old to know about. However, never let it be said that I am not young at heart. I'll start practicing this in my hong and post a vid soon. I wanna look professional first.
    Noooooo......(I off to Green Anaconda land now to cleanse my mind)
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    Noooooo......(I off to Green Anaconda land now to cleanse my mind)
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    Okay, okay. Come on. We need to establish a twerking group. We can call ourselves F.A.T. as in Fairly Agile Twerking. Yeah, that works. Who's in? Lemme see.....Winnie, 1sttime, B, Nell, grrlscout, oh, I'm in.

    We have to install some kind of warning device where ever we practice. I can't speak for the ladies (I'm not that stupid) but if enough guys join and we get to twerking in unison it might be like a 7.5 earthquake. We could even cause a wobble in the earth's rotation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rick View Post
    Okay, okay. Come on. We need to establish a twerking group. We can call ourselves F.A.T. as in Fairly Agile Twerking. Yeah, that works. Who's in? Lemme see.....Winnie, 1sttime, B, Nell, grrlscout, oh, I'm in.

    We have to install some kind of warning device where ever we practice. I can't speak for the ladies (I'm not that stupid) but if enough guys join and we get to twerking in unison it might be like a 7.5 earthquake. We could even cause a wobble in the earth's rotation.
    Hahhahha! You didn't watch my video yet did you?
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    I reject - wholesale - the premise that twerking is dancing.

    On the other hand, I'm inclined to believe that it may be a psychogenic siesure disorder. Not the same one I suffer, triggered when I attempt to dance, but probably a related phenomenon.
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    I believe that girl in Ken's posted video has a future in "Dancing With The Stars" .... or at least in "America's Funniest Home Videos."

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    Twerking?? I had a car one that used to do that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rick View Post
    We have to install some kind of warning device where ever we practice. I can't speak for the ladies (I'm not that stupid) but if enough guys join and we get to twerking in unison it might be like a 7.5 earthquake. We could even cause a wobble in the earth's rotation.
    Take a nap and don't worry about it.

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    1stime star I LOVED IT! Great video.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1stimestar View Post
    Hahhahha! You didn't watch my video yet did you?
    love it, 1stimestar, yeah, aint no skanky ho here.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken View Post
    Watch this Darwin Award nominee, LOL!


    Twerking
    is a type of dancing in which the dancer, usually a woman, shakes her hips in an up-and-down bouncing motion, causing the dancer's buttocks to shake, "wobble" and "jiggle."[1] According to the Oxford Dictionary Online, to twerk is "to dance to popular music in a sexually provocative manner involving thrusting hip movements and a low, squatting stance."[2] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twerking



    Hilarious!



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