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[BENESSE]

UK smack down, round one.
Got my trail mix and chia fresca...this is gonna be better than the fruitcake toss.

[hunter63]

................ So then I had both people giving me advice, one suggested just throttling it, tried that, hands around its neck, eyeballs bulged and it put up even more of a struggle, so then the other guy suggested a karate chop to the back of it's neck, tried that too, that pissed it off even worse. What worked in the end, just grabbed the hind legs and smashed it's head off the floor!

Floor?, You camping in a cabin?

[Winnie]

UK smack down, round one.
Got my trail mix and chia fresca...this is gonna be better than the fruitcake toss.

LOL, as well as knowing Geography,I have extensive experience with fruitcakes, and believe me when I say this one didn't come out of no oven!

[SARKY]

You go Winnie!

[crashdive123]

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[Ken]

Here I am, sitting in court, reading this on my iPhone, doing my damndest to not burst out laughing.

[crashdive123]

Winnie - when dealing with a legend in their own mind there is no winning. Entertainment, but no winning.

[Winnie]

Here I am, sitting in court, reading this on my iPhone, doing my damndest to not burst out laughing.

That's called poetic justice, for not paying attention in court. Just be thankful you don't have hot coffee to hand.

[Coffee_Break]

In this country its called common by-laws go check it up if you don't believe it, or better yet go try and pitch a tent on a local common and then feel free to call me a lier. Fact Ray Mears shoots and skins a wild deer for entertainment on TV but under British by-law that is a criminal offence its classed as poaching

[Rick]

Lord A Mercy, child. At 39 I would have thought you'd be a tad more .....um.....knowledgeable. I mean, even I know where the capital of Britain is located.

I have my popcorn and soft drink. Baffle me some more.

[Ken]

I've studied British Law. I've never heard of a "common BY-law." What is a common BY-law?

[Winnie]

I'm ashamed to say the UK education system is in a worse state than I thought. I'm English, and didn't understand the relevance of that last post at all, so lord only knows how y'all see it.
Anyhoo, keep him talking, I need to go cook supper, I'll be back!

[Rick]

Good golly, Ken. There are two primary kinds of by-laws. The first one is a privileged by-law. (you know where I'm going don't you?) The second is your common by-law. There is, however, a very rare form of British by-law called the uncommon by-law. You won't see those invoked very often, hence the name.

[Winnie]

I've studied British Law. I've never heard of a "common BY-law." What is a common BY-law?

I think he means Bye-laws. and they're not common. I was going to call him, but I'm hungry.

[crashdive123]

You guys are just being silly now. It is clear that he misspoke a wee bit (mistyped?)

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[Ken]

Watch this! Coffee_Break will be back soon.

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[hunter63]

........................
If your on the trail, the half of the time, dinner will present itself, without having to go hunting through the underbrush for it, baby deer for instance, hide in long grass, they just lay there waiting for there mom to come back. So there's nothing stopping you from turning it into a quick meal by just picking up a big chunk of wood, walking right up to it and clubbing the crap out of it!

Looks like you are into unconventional deer hunting your self.....of course clubbing the crap out of a baby deer isn't too sporting, and very limited in season, not much meat...........just saying.

[finallyME]

Coffee Break, I still don't see how anything you have said relates at all to the subject of this post. This post is about Get Home Bags, not Get Lost Bags.

[Ken]

Coffee Break, I still don't see how anything you have said relates at all to the subject of this post. This post is about Get Home Bags, not Get Lost Bags.

Coffee_Break has a different kind of bag.

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[SARKY]

<If your worried about thing's like Athlete's Foot or Trenchfoot, dont be, there's an instant cure for that, next time you stop to pull out your dong and take a leak, take your boots off and piss on your feet... Doesnt sound very sanitary does it but surprisingly this is what they teach soldiers the world over!

Feel free to Bazuka that Varuca (your miles from a pharmacy!) but the fact is your own pee contains enough Uretha (Alkaline) to kill most fungal infections dead!>

I doubt that I have enough uretha(urethra) to reach my feet (and i'm not short in that regard) Now urea, is a different story. Know what you are talking about before you speak.