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    Default I'm lost

    Just joined this great forum and I'm lost. I hope someone finds this post and leads me out of the woods!

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    Just follow the North Star and you'll soon end up at the nearest McDonald's.

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    Perhaps if you let us know how you are lost we can help.
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    And how lost are you?
    I Wonder Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out?"

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    Hunter63, saying Hey and Welcome....
    Seems you know where you are.....where do you want to go?
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    Look for a big bear and a little bear carrying picnic baskets. They'll take you to the park ranger.
    “Learning is not compulsory. Neither is survival.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken View Post
    Look for a big bear and a little bear carrying picnic baskets. They'll take you to the park ranger.
    But only if one has a bow tie, and the other a hat on. if they don't there imposters be aware
    I Wonder Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by welderguy View Post
    But only if one has a bow tie, and the other a hat on. if they don't there imposters be aware
    Hey! You know them too, huh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by welderguy View Post
    But only if one has a bow tie, and the other a hat on. if they don't there imposters be aware
    You probably meant if one of them wears a hong and the other one carries a photo of him in his wallet.
    Ask to see the wallet first, before you follow them!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BENESSE View Post
    You probably meant if one of them wears a hong and the other one carries a photo of him in his wallet.
    Ask to see the wallet first, before you follow them!
    HAHAHAHA , Oh thats good!!!!!!!!!
    I Wonder Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out?"

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    See? Dave looked the photo over. He knew I had a hat on. I didn't know Sarge was a bow tie kinda guy though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seniorman View Post
    Just follow the North Star and you'll soon end up at the nearest McDonald's.

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    Hey SM: I thought there was a mimimum number of posts before learning the deepest secrets of our forum.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Old GI View Post
    Hey SM: I thought there was a mimimum number of posts before learning the deepest secrets of our forum.
    He kept the secret. He didn't mention the part about long distance open-ocean swimming and resting on icebergs.
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    Just keep going north, until you are out of Texas. Then you won't be lost anymore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hopie View Post
    Just joined this great forum and I'm lost. I hope someone finds this post and leads me out of the woods!

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    Set 3 signal fires. We'll find you.
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    It's 3 fires now? Musta missed that memo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LowKey View Post
    It's 3 fires now? Musta missed that memo.
    Always has been. Unless you're 7 years old and lost at the mall.
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    Actually, it's prolly worse if you're over 21 and lost in the mall. It may be okay if you're in the food court. I'll have to call and ask.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken View Post
    Actually, it's prolly worse if you're over 21 and lost in the mall. It may be okay if you're in the food court. I'll have to call and ask.
    Its not Okay, and it wasnt even big fires.
    I Wonder Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out?"

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