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    Default Guess I'm not the only one who likes nekkid hiking...

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    In the words of Ron White, "You can't fix stupid!". Hopefully she is found safe & sound, but this lacked sensibility on so many levels.

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    I fear what the outcome will be, first thought is someone grabbed her as a play toy . young naked and pretty alone in the woods makes for a bad combination now days.
    I Wonder Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out?"

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    At least she had her PSK......Hope it turns out OK for all concerned.
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    Yea I was thinking someone grabbed her too.
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    Now let me get this straight. A naked 19 year old woman just left the camp ground heading into the woods. Do you have a picture? Hmmmm. 20 minutes ago? I'm activating the F.A.R.T.s. We need all the advance notice we can get and she might go missing!!!!!

    This is what happened the last time the F.A.R.T.s received a report of a naked woman and she wasn't even lost!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKmpHvOzlxE

    In all seriousness, that was just dumb. Seriously dumb.
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    Im scared to go hiking naked, if I get lost NO one is gonna wanna find me.
    I Wonder Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out?"

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    Used to hiking nekid, but the burrs stuck in my fur.....









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    Yeah. I have that problem, too.
    True enough, my final home is still out there, but this is most certainly my home range and I love it. I love every rock I fall off and tree I trip over. Even when I am close to dying from exhaustion, a beautiful sunset doesn't lose it's power to refresh and inspire me and that, in itself, is enough to save me sometimes.

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    Can someone check with SD?
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    I think he's already heading up the SAR team.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crashdive123 View Post
    I think he's already heading up the SAR team.
    I think he got mad at went back home, cause they told him to put his cloths back on or go home!!!
    I Wonder Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out?"

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    More likely than getting grabbed, she's dead from exposure. It can get remarkably cold in those mountains at night, even in late Spring and Summer. Remember also that attacks are most likely from people personally known to the victim, in the victim's own home. Attacks of opportunity are remarkably rare.

    The big problem with naked camping in WA is hypothermia. If people want to try such a thing, they should head south.
    Although, I do know there are some natural hotsprings the nudies like to soak in around here. That surely keeps the cold away; those springs are nice and warm.
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    I guarantee yall aint naked hiking around here have you seen a cactus thorns or a mesquite bush? Lol

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    Cool well now...

    The newspaper reported that they didn't know how she could get over all the jagged rocks and stuff. Wouldn't it be funny if she just walked far enough to get out of sight, circled around and hid out until she could get out of there. Maybe even laughing at everybody looking for her...just thinking...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge47 View Post
    The newspaper reported that they didn't know how she could get over all the jagged rocks and stuff. Wouldn't it be funny if she just walked far enough to get out of sight, circled around and hid out until she could get out of there. Maybe even laughing at everybody looking for her...just thinking...
    I have been on recoveries in AZ in some very rocky places and have seen many injuries on jagged rocks with cloths on, if she went down that way there would be some sign, I would bet money on that.
    I Wonder Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out?"

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    Attractive 19-year-old girl wants to go camping. Naked......

    I have just the right spot for that!

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    This reminded me of this thread http://www.wilderness-survival.net/f...ight=blue+tarp

    For those that haven't read about it - read all the way through. You will see that the subject of the discussion joined the forum and gave us a first hand account of her ordeal.
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    See, nekkid Alaskans all over the world bwahahhaha.

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    Hike Naked Day is an annual event held on the summer solstice on the Appalachian Trail, for real!

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