Have you heard about the new Verizon Wireless Plan?
They’re calling it the “Share Everything with the NSA Plan.”
Will Eric Holder read his Fifth Amendment rights to himself before he begins his investigation?
You know how Google asks if you’ll share your location with them? They’re kidding, right?
Do you think that James Clapper believes his own lies?
I’ll bet that the life insurance premiums for reporters from The Guardian are about to skyrocket.
It’s about time that facebook made some disclosures on its “Privacy Settings” page about government intercepts.
I’m wondering what the millions of people who’ve texted and e-mailed and Skyped intimate pics and videos of themselves are thinking right about now.
I’d love to see the receipts for all of those IRS “conferences.”
Do you get the same strange feeling that I get every time an internet page flickers or needs to be “recovered?”
You know how business people get taxed on some of the perks they receive? Does the same rule apply to the IRS conference attendees?
All of that metadata stuff – I wonder if they have everyone’s various account names and passwords and phone numbers and twitter accounts and facebook accounts and credit card information all cross-referenced. That’s a dumb question. Of course they do.
I wonder if the NSA has caught Joe Biden looking at internet porn. Wait, another dumb question……
I wonder if the NSA has caught Dianne Feinstein looking at internet porn. Wait…..
I’d expect that the NSA could shed some serious light on the calls made to and from Benghazi last September 11th.
You know how so many people inadvertently delete e-mails and text messages that they wish they could recover but can’t? I’ll bet we could pay off our National Debt if the NSA opened an “Archive Recovery Division” and provided copies of that stuff for a fee.
Shouldn’t the President get taxed for his private use of Air Force One, just like corporate executives get taxed for private use of corporate jets?
Do you think the NSA has also tapped into customer loyalty card databases? If so, perhaps they can do a study on which foods we should avoid to prevent hemorrhoid attacks and whether creams or suppositories work best – depending on the brand of toilet paper we buy.
Now would be a good time to invest in companies that manufacture “burner phones.”
Does the NSA spy on the President, too?
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