Anaconda attack

[Winter]

Wow, just wow.

Well, now we know Blade lives in FL or thereabouts. I wish some of you that lived closer would school this kid on some outdoor stuff.

I have some rule suggestions. Since blade only needs his knife; the weight of your kit can't exceed the weight of his kit/knife.

[intothenew]

Cool Ill call the third spot. Whos bringing the popcorn

Popcorn? Come on man, if you're gonna be a couch codger you gotta get with the game.


First, and foremost, Coffee. Then, a close second, adult beverages. Then, a really close third, pork fat "or de voors".



The main couch event, and I really look forward to this, is moose tenderloin and peeled grapes for the victor.

[welderguy]

Popcorn? Come on man, if you're gonna be a couch codger you gotta get with the game.


First, and foremost, Coffee. Then, a close second, adult beverages. Then, a really close third, pork fat "or de voors".



The main couch event, and I really look forward to this, is moose tenderloin and peeled grapes for the victor.

I have wrote this down and will post it on my fridge so i do not forget , Peeled grapes....hhhmmm interesting I have to try that one day.

[intothenew]

......................Peeled grapes....hhhmmm interesting I have to try that one day.

[BENESSE]

Drop the "tude" Dude. Anytime you wanna go head to head out there in a survival test, name it!

Read and learn, boys and girls: This is how "situations" start in real life.
1) Don't say it to nobody.
2) If somebody says it to you, walk....away.

[gryffynklm]

If I bring my own couch can I come?

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[Blade]

Lol. Yea, after you Blade. Unfortunately bears are/should be hibernating right now. But how about moose? I'd do a -40 moose challenge. They don't eat you but they can stomp you dead. I have several hanging around this winter so come on up and we'll hang out till we find one.

I've got great recipes for moose, especially the offal. Moose testicals wrapped with bacon and a slice of jalapeno, Kidney and mushroom pot pie, and headcheese with 11 spices.

Send ticket, PM me and I'll tell you where.

ps,
I'm not coming if you live alone and have cabin fever and no neighbors.

[1stimestar]

If I bring my own couch can I come?

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Certainly! I don't know how fluid your mode of transportation will remain though.

[1stimestar]

I've got great recipes for moose, especially the offal. Moose testicals wrapped with bacon and a slice of jalapeno, Kidney and mushroom pot pie, and headcheese with 11 spices.

Send ticket, PM me and I'll tell you where.

ps,
I'm not coming if you live alone and have cabin fever and no neighbors.

Oh cupcake, I don't need you for "that"!

[1stimestar]

Gryffyn, we can put yours right here.

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[hunter63]

Do anacondas have their own music....?
Sharks do......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCfWHqrYUqo

[welderguy]

I've got great recipes for moose, especially the offal. Moose testicals wrapped with bacon and a slice of jalapeno, Kidney and mushroom pot pie, and headcheese with 11 spices.

Send ticket, PM me and I'll tell you where.

ps,
I'm not coming if you live alone and have cabin fever and no neighbors.

Blade you do know that 1sttimestar is female !!!! um does that mean ....um ... never mind!!!!

[gryffynklm]

Oh, Nevermind. I thought you were talking about Alaska, WV the old mining town. Alaska the state, Thats different.

[gryffynklm]

[Wildthang]

And to think, this thread started out about anacondas

[intothenew]

I think it started out;

Can't fix stupid

[hunter63]

Boohahahaha.....If I hear that I'll go running for my big knife.........

[1stimestar]

You guys are cracking me up.

[Sarge47]

I've got great recipes for moose, especially the offal. Moose testicals wrapped with bacon and a slice of jalapeno, Kidney and mushroom pot pie, and headcheese with 11 spices.

Send ticket, PM me and I'll tell you where.

ps,
I'm not coming if you live alone and have cabin fever and no neighbors.

I had some offal Moose once! Yuck! Never again! Anyway, you don't "set up" a survival scenario, it doesn't work that way! Serious crap happens and if you make it out alive then you win, if you die you lose, end of story. It's not the latest "extreme sport!"

[hunter63]

karl, thanks alot....got the green anaconda, green anaconda song running thru my head now.........green anaconda...LOL.