I gotta confess...

[Sarge47]

I want to live out in the boonies where even Bear Grylls is afraid to go...either that or New York City. I don't want to pay for anything because I think that the world owes me what ever I want...I can live off of the land with nothing more than my knife and my underwear! (You haven't seen my underwear...it dances to music!) I want...I want...

(Nurse enters the room) "Okay Sarge, calm down and take your meds...there, feel better?"

Sarge: "Yeah, hey! who typed this crap on my computer?"

[Desert Rat!]

Having a little moment there Sarge, it's OK I get them myself now and again.

[kyratshooter]

Hey Sarge, come own here to Cincinnati and you can get by OK with that plan. You can register as a liscensed begger and panhandle down in the entertainment district and during ball games.

Of course you would get an Obamaphone and food stamps on top of the begging money, free health care and you can sell your vote as many times as you want because Ohio does not require identification at the polls.

If a couple of old geezers got together and pooled their rescources and always took the buss downtown no one would know you had a nice condo and a Beemer out in the burbs. You could afford that "place out in the woods where no one would bother you" within just a few months.

[Phaedrus]

I wonder if George Washington needed ID to vote? Or do you suppose he just flashed a $1 bill?

My dad used to tell me the story of how incredulous his dad was when they started requiring a drivers license. "A license just to drive? What will they think of next!" Now we need apparently need government ID to everything. I guess that's progress. Wonder how they managed life before there were govt issued IDs?

[WolfVanZandt]

O.o

A freegan. Cool, man.

Phaedrus, everyone before the present enlightened age were idiots. We only know how to do things right. That's why everything is going so swimmingly.

[dutch hermit]

And I came here to this forum with the idea of having a unique plan.. :S

[hunter63]

That's OK....I first started on forums as a Homesteader........
Instead of running away to the woods, it was.....
"I'm unemployed/single parent of 10, and came here to find out where I get one of them there free "homesteads"....

Same idea, ....different names and terms.........
I wonder where these people went for the free stuff before the interweb.....?

[jfeatherjohn]

Everybody has always wanted free stuff...
You got a toaster for depositing money in the bank.
You got a tumbler when you filled up at the Flying A.
You got Green Stamps when you bought stuff at the hardware store.

Free stuff is the American way, except you had to do something for it.