This teen is lucky he survived

[SHTFMIKE]

A Melbourne, Florida teen was injured after trying to re-create a stunt done by a basketball star.
He tried to jump over a moving car to show off his athletic skills to college recruiters.
Looks like the only thing this dummy did was seriously injure himself to the point it most likely ended his athletic career.

Man, stupid sure does hurt, doesn't it?

Here's the story:

http://www.myfoxorlando.com/story/19...unt-goes-wrong

[itsken78]

Darwin Award! (btw, love the avatar, Johnny Dangerously rocked)

[SHTFMIKE]

Yeah. That was an awesome 80's movie. Joe Piscopo was funny as heck.

[itsken78]

"ya shouldn't hang me on a hook Johnny." "my mother hung me on a hook once... ONCE..."

[SHTFMIKE]

Knock down that fargin wall. Knock down that fargin wall. And knock down that fargin "BOOM" wall.
This means fargin war.

[hunter63]

Can you say "Dumas"?.......

[itsken78]

"joo fargin iceholes.."