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    I mean, come on. Can't we have even one thing to worry about? Now the government has to go and debunk mermaids. I was sort of hoping to be captured by a bevvy (herd?) of them. Just when you think it's not safe to go back into the water the government comes to the rescue. Spoiled sports.

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    So, based on government reports, Zombies exist but mermaids do not?

    http://articles.nydailynews.com/2012...ck-dave-daigle

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    Somerhing' fishy about the whole thing...
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    Zombie Mermaids? Uh oh!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rick View Post
    I mean, come on. Can't we have even one thing to worry about? Now the government has to go and debunk mermaids. I was sort of hoping to be captured by a bevvy (herd?) of them. Just when you think it's not safe to go back into the water the government comes to the rescue. Spoiled sports.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-18692830
    I think the Gov't got to them and made them say that the documentary was fiction.
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    Nooooo....say it isn't soooo......I don't belive it.....
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    Yeah....photoshop.
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    I saw the documentary/work of fiction, that they were talking about. It was pretty interesting. (And semi believable.) I considered it worth watching.
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    For the love of water and women say its all just a joke. They do exist as does Santa Claus. I mean all myths and legends are based on truth.... right?

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    Of course. That's why I wear a size 94 EEEEEEEEEE shoe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rick View Post
    Of course. That's why I wear a size 94 EEEEEEEEEE shoe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hunter63 View Post
    Nooooo....say it isn't soooo......I don't belive it.....
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    I'm pretty sure I'm coming back in my next life as an actor...or a pig. There is that 30 minute orgasm thing a pig has going for it.
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    Of course. That's why I wear a size 94 EEEEEEEEEE shoe.
    I thought that was your hong size!
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    Same difference. You know what they say, big hong, big shoes.
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    Here is a link to the mermaid documentary/work of fiction, if anyone wants to watch it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgzRv4_HJIY
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