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    I think there might be a movie in that picture ummm Romacing the bacon?

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    Beware all yea that love bacon, there is alledgedly going to be either a shortage of pork products or a sharp increase in price. Stock up now.
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    In preparation for the increase we are having BLTs this evening. We're making room so we can buy more.

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    Bacon shortage? As I.F.A.R.T.E.D I feel I have not been made privy to information so monumentally important to our fearless F.A.R.Ts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pal334 View Post
    Beware all yea that love bacon, there is alledgedly going to be either a shortage of pork products or a sharp increase in price. Stock up now.
    Might be there is a shortage because people have been pigging out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BENESSE View Post
    Might be there is a shortage because people have been pigging out.
    some folks just Hawg all the good stuff Ya know!
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    B - Yes, we have.
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    Ya see....the problem is this. Corn. That's right....Maze. You see, for a very long time, pigs have magically changed corn into bacon. Then came the Gov't, who decided to take a whole bunch of the corn and make less efficient, more expensive fuel for automobiles and make it a law that we have to use it. That made things more expensive to start with, but in years that we have bad weather, there is a limited amount of corn. The Gov't doesn't mind it when the cost goes up, because they just make us pay for it. This really drives up the price of corn, that the pigs turn into bacon.

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    Actually, pigs turn corn into bacon and poo, which other pigs then turn into bacon and poo, which other pigs turn into bacon and poo, which other pigs turn into bacon and poo, which.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rick View Post
    Actually, pigs turn corn into bacon and poo, which other pigs then turn into bacon and poo, which other pigs turn into bacon and poo, which other pigs turn into bacon and poo, which.....
    That "poo" is just carrying the corn.

    Come on....we all know that no matter how much you chew it, corn is magic and comes out the other end in whole kernels.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rick View Post
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    You are all crazy....Corn makes Whiskey!
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    "Shrinking pig herds"? Are they leaving them out in the rain? That right there IS a government conspiracy. This looks like a job for.................BaconMan!

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