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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."
Albert Einstein
Proud father of a US Marine....SEMPER FI!
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
Benjamin Franklin
I knew under that gruff demeanor you were a romantic at heart.
I am laughing so hard that I may...nevermind.
KF7ZJR I always carry a pocket knife, just in Case.
I think there might be a movie in that picture ummm Romacing the bacon?
Beware all yea that love bacon, there is alledgedly going to be either a shortage of pork products or a sharp increase in price. Stock up now.
.45 ACP Because shooting twice is silly... The avatar says it all,.45 because there isn't a.46
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTs6a...eature=related
In preparation for the increase we are having BLTs this evening. We're making room so we can buy more.
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Bacon shortage? As I.F.A.R.T.E.D I feel I have not been made privy to information so monumentally important to our fearless F.A.R.Ts.
Recession; A period when you go without something your Grandparents never heard of.
B - Yes, we have.
Voweless Person - Yes, we do.
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Ya see....the problem is this. Corn. That's right....Maze. You see, for a very long time, pigs have magically changed corn into bacon. Then came the Gov't, who decided to take a whole bunch of the corn and make less efficient, more expensive fuel for automobiles and make it a law that we have to use it. That made things more expensive to start with, but in years that we have bad weather, there is a limited amount of corn. The Gov't doesn't mind it when the cost goes up, because they just make us pay for it. This really drives up the price of corn, that the pigs turn into bacon.
Does everybody understand, or do I need to go into more detail?
Writer of wrongs.
Honey, just cuz I talk slow doesn't mean I'm stupid. (Jake- Sweet Home Alabama)
"Stop Global Whining"
Actually, pigs turn corn into bacon and poo, which other pigs then turn into bacon and poo, which other pigs turn into bacon and poo, which other pigs turn into bacon and poo, which.....
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Writer of wrongs.
Honey, just cuz I talk slow doesn't mean I'm stupid. (Jake- Sweet Home Alabama)
"Stop Global Whining"
Read it a weep......
http://www.wcpo.com/dpp/lifestyle/fo...bacon-shortage
Geezer Squad....Charter Member #1
Evoking the 50 year old rule...
First 50 years...worried about the small stuff...second 50 years....Not so much
Member Wahoo Killer knives club....#27
"Shrinking pig herds"? Are they leaving them out in the rain? That right there IS a government conspiracy. This looks like a job for.................BaconMan!
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