The n00b Lounge

[Sarge47]

Color you kinky, Sarge! You must sit on quite a collection.

Hey, I'm saving the one with you in it! See how nice I am!

[jfeatherjohn]

If we're lucky, I will end this thread, as well.

[intothenew]

nQQb has a nice ring to it........

You miss a secret message contained in "n00b". It contains reverence for one of our forefathers, think about it.

[intothenew]

If we're lucky, I will end this thread, as well.......

Doin' right ain't got no end.

[intothenew]

This one seems to fly over a lot of peoples head, especially numpties. It's obvious to most when a full blown web link is posted that you can simply click on it and take a ride. But, there are some creative things that can be done. All of the following are hyperlinks, and lead to the same address.


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=numpty

Numpty

LINKY

I particularly like number 3.


All you have to do is simply type something, then highlight it.

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Pick the link Hieroglyphic, it's the one that looks like the Earth with a chain link in the bottom right corner. You'll get an input box, paste the web address in there and click OK.

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Your cursor turns from a pointer to a hand when you hover over them.

[Rick]

Of course, as mods, we merely have to think about it and presto! a link appears. Which also answers the question about the smoke smell.

[intothenew]

I was so fortunate today to be in the capable hands of two experienced rifleman. I simply would have melted. My cattle and bunny farm came under attack from bear and wild dogs. I was not in the woods, I was just where I was suppose to be, in the back yard. It was like the Secret Service was here when the onslaught came.

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That's a pic from after the mayhem. I could only focus, in terror, at the eye teeth enemy they neutralized while we were under attack.

First, BB takes the Pink Bear.

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BD lets one go after the big Brown.

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BD drops one of the dogs, on the run, at incredible yardage.

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5 grains at about 400 fps they told me, said they didn't have enough time for hot loads. Looks like the Bear skull myth is busted.

[Rick]

Not so quick. You can't just debunk a "you can't shoot a bear in the head because his skull is too thick" myth using professional shooters. They might have put some back spin on the round or used one of them fancy drill bit rounds us mortals aren't privileged to. And those are clearly professional shooters. From the looks of the weapons and shirt, I'd venture blacks ops folks.

[intothenew]

....................I'd venture blacks ops folks.

Maybe, they are a rather mysterious bunch. But, they went kinda gangsta after the dirty work was done.

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[hunter63]

Gotta soak them for a looong time in salt water to get the "wild taste out".......

[intothenew]

Boil em' with carrots is what Granny always said.

[intothenew]

This is an international community. I say that because the links below concentrate on the Eastern US, my briar patch so to speak. It certainly does not have to stay that way. If there is something you are looking for, or have any suggestions, let me know. This should always be work in progress.


Maps
Do not leave home without one of these.


USGS If I could only have one link.
Delorme Gazetteers The gold standard.

County DOT

Alabama Free PDFs
Georgia Free PDFs
Kentucky Free PDFs
Maryland Free PDFs
Minnesota Free PDFs
North Carolina Free PDFs
South Carolina Free PDFs
Tennessee Free PDFs
Virginia There will be a cover charge tonight.
West Virginia Free PDFs

USFS MVUMs

Apalachicola
Daniel Boone
Francis Marion
George Washington
Jefferson
Monongahela
Ocala
Osceola
Sumter

[BENESSE]

Thanx, ITN...WOW, what a resource!

[intothenew]

Thank you, just give me until the sun goes down today to get the links straightened out. I copied that from an old post of mine in another universe.

[Sparky93]

If you want your own lounge...fine. No spittin', hair pullin' or eye gougin'. And your mom don't work here so pick up after yourself!

What about spittin' if'n we get a spittoon....

[intothenew]

What about spittin' if'n we get a spittoon....

Sorry you had to ask. Don't tell the Mods, but there's a spittoon next to the fridge. Strategically placed soes you can spit before every beer, and with your back to the crowd. That's all ya need ain't it.

[1stimestar]

Ladies, let your hair down, no buns allowed.

Hmmm not sure n00bs could handle me letting my hair down. Maybe you better ease into it. You know, practice a bit at home first, study up on it a bit.

[wholsomback]

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I just thought my red butted monkey could help be the bartander for my new wet bar.

[intothenew]

Hmmm not sure n00bs could handle me letting my hair down. Maybe you better ease into it. You know, practice a bit at home first, study up on it a bit.

I think you give n00bs credit where it is not due. Miss Jane tried and failed, Ginger tried and failed...........

[intothenew]

.......I just thought my red butted monkey could help be the bartander for my new wet bar.

Long day in the saddle for ya, huh?