Hey Rick, you ever get that old timer fixed?

[Winnie]

I was just wondering if you ever got the gun that a certain AWOL member passed on to you repaired? If so... pics please, I'd love to see it.

[Rick]

So, so. But not done. Between the feds recalling the shoulders and the required 50,000 mile tune up on the hands I've done a whole lot of nuttin' in the last two years. My dream is that life will return to normal next year. Well, that and a million bucks. It's really kinda sad. I'm giving all my wood working tools to my youngest son. I just can't do it any more. The up side is he can.

[Winnie]

Wow, that's pants. At least they're going to a good home. Now you just need to figure out how to get him to accept a sonny do list, kind of like the honey do.

[Rick]

He volunteered to split wood for me. Volunteered! I took him aside and had a long talk with him about volunteering. Now if I mention splitting wood he just says, "Kiss off." That's my boy!!