Do you want to lead an off-grid community?

[hunter63]

That was out standing.....Bhwohahahah, out side the bunker......

[crashdive123]

That's why Miss B does what Miss B does for a living.

[kyratshooter]

See there, you guys were worried we were going to have nothing to talk about and get bored.

It's been a productive week. We have already had the "serious survivalist" and now the TV recruiter, all we lack is someone wanting to run off to the wilderness with only a knife and a spear and the week will be complete.

[Sarge47]

It just goes to show ya, if'n Bilbow had been nice and all he'd still be here to get his "15 minutes of fame," or shame, whichever the case may be! Any potential trolls out there take heed, that could have been you!

[Winter]

Sounds like fun. I'd love to "lead" an off grid community.

[Crabapple Plum]

And it's only Monday...And summer.

What do ya'll do for fun on weekends in February around here?

[BENESSE]

There's a lot of crock pot cooking and crack pot dialogue.

[hunter63]

There's a lot of crock pot cooking and crack pot dialogue.

She shoots, she scores.....The crowd goes wild.........splin'on a role.....

[Sarge47]

She shoots, she scores.....The crowd goes wild.........splin'on a role.....

Not me, I'm keeping my "mouth" shut and being a GOOD boy!

[BENESSE]

Not me, I'm keeping my "mouth" shut and being a GOOD boy!

Got my timer on...and betting money that it ain't gonna last.
Any takers?

[Rick]

(giggle) (you go, girl).

[Sarge47]

Got my timer on...and betting money that it ain't gonna last.
Any takers?

...okay, ya talked me into it! I'm going to LEAD a group of people "off-grid" into the wilderness...er...that is if there's still is some wilderness left. Anyway, all those that want to follow my leadership, line up behind me! (several hours later.) Well, don't all crowd forward at once! Aw! C'mon guys! It'll be fun! We might even run into Bilbow out there! Hey, we even get to be followed around by a camera crew! You know what that means, right? The food runs out and we get "Long Pig" for supper! Yum, yum!

[crashdive123]

Did anybody take 24 minutes in B's pool?

[dizralph]

I'm in. I'll have a camera crew help me out during commercial breaks.

[crashdive123]

Did you send the email? It's kind of like winning the lottery, but you need to first buy a ticket.

[Celticwarrior]

See, we could do it the Bear Grylls way. We could have a giant RV tour bus follow us wherever we go, and have choppers on standby to take us to a cushy nearby hotel at night once the cameras have stopped rolling. Bring along a professional survival expert to give us the tips we pass off as our own, a paramedic in case we do something monumentally stupid and get hurt, a camera crew so we don't have to carry all that heavy camera equipment and set up our own shots or anything, and a rigging crew to help us put on the emergency rappelling harnesses on and belaying us so it LOOKS like we are recklessly climbing down vines or swinging through trees. A few sherpas to carry a bunch of regular expedition-style camping gear in case we run into real weather or other situations and guns to take out the dangerous animals we might run into, and we are all set and ready to go. Then, put on a shirt and pants that look like they might restrict the blood flow to the brain, have a willingness (or even enthusiasm!) to drink your own pee at the drop of a hat, get out your self-titled parang knife and other 'official' gear made for you by some sponsor, and head out with the cameras firmly behind you but in front of your giant entourage, so no one knows you are going 'surviving' the wilds with a small personal army supporting you.

I think we could do that kind of show!!!! I'd sign up to be the front man for something like that. Get the money, the girls, the fame, the fans, and all that just for being the guy in front of the camera! Woooooooo.

[hunter63]

Psst,
If you the first to get voted off "Survivor", you get to hang at the hotel with all the hotties that get "voted off the island", in the hot tub, sipping umbrella drinks (could name it panther pee, I suppose to keep it interesting)....surviving would be trying to stay alive with all that fun your having for 38 more days...........

Haven't heard back, .......Hey producer guy, if you see Dick Barnett, or Jeff around, put in a good word for me, OK?

[Wildthang]

Psst,
If you the first to get voted off "Survivor", you get to hang at the hotel with all the hotties that get "voted off the island", in the hot tub, sipping umbrella drinks (could name it panther pee, I suppose to keep it interesting)....surviving would be trying to stay alive with all that fun your having for 38 more days...........

Haven't heard back, .......Hey producer guy, if you see Dick Barnett, or Jeff around, put in a good word for me, OK?

Man I am going to sign up for Survivor, and P*ss everybody off the first day I'm there so I can get kicked out of the tribe! Noe that would be surviving!

[Wildthang]

Okay, so who want to lead an off grid villiage full of young, well built, rich good lookin hotties, and of course the villiage leader will be the only man there? Would you do it?

[Crabapple Plum]

Okay, so who want to lead an off grid villiage full of young, well built, rich good lookin hotties, and of course the villiage leader will be the only man there? Would you do it?

Don't forget to stock up on Midol. It's not for the young hotties, YOU'LL be the one with serious female problems.