OK....Let's talk TEOTWAWKI or super SHTF Preparing.

[Rick]

But....I mean.....I thought we had a deal. Bacon is HEAVY.

[crashdive123]

We could use bacon bowls for the salad.

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[BENESSE]

It just wouldn't be fair...you're already carrying those spare tires...you know, for the BOVs and all.

[Rick]

Hush will ya? I'm talking to Crash.

Say, buddy. Need some help with those bowls? I've these tickets.........................

[BENESSE]

We could use bacon bowls for the salad.

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You're just trying to get out of washing the dishes, aren't you?

[Rick]

Washing dishes? We'll just wait for the EOTWAWKI and we won't have to wash dishes. Par Tay!!!!

[BENESSE]

Hey, wait a durn minute, I thought this was a survival site.

[crashdive123]

Wash dishes? When H63 invites us over for the end of the world there will be no dish washing going on.

[Rick]

Read the fine print in your contract. It says, "or Going Out in Style".

[intothenew]

Please, please bring the mule. I've been eatin' too many MRE's lately.

[BENESSE]

Read the fine print in your contract. It says, "or Going Out in Style".

Somebody is gonna wish he was dead when he wakes up the next day alive.

[Rick]

(scratching head)....Be right back.

Hey, Chris!! We need to make some changes in the forum contract. We need a "no killing mods" clause.

[finallyME]

I used to have a plan. I had a bunch of food stores, with guns and ammo. My neighbors as well. Our plan was to circle the wagons. But, we took a neighborhood canoe trip and decided to take all these things with us. Needless to say, there was an accident, and I am talking more than just the pants getting wet. Now my plan is to go to hunter's "the place" with my bacon bowls.

[Wildthang]

Well I have always planned to bug in, but if it gets too wild around here, I'm going to H63's too. But you guys better keep your hands off of my girls

[wholsomback]

Well when the SHTF it's best to duck let it fly by and pick up the pieces after.Just stay out of the way long enough to survive.

[wholsomback]

Bacon,didsomeone introduce the bacon,were saved.

[hunter63]

Note:
I'll be at "The Place".....more parking room, good view from the porch....you know for the mushroom clouds, astroids, and should be on the west side of the country when the the earthquake drains Lake Michican down the Mississippi.......Only two ways in and out....but bring the boat JIC.

BTW, is that bacon cured....uncured stuff needs a little something.....Now watch, some one will bring a live pig....bacon on the hoof....LOL

[BENESSE]

.....Now watch, some one will bring a live pig....bacon on the hoof....LOL

Now, that's no way to talk about some of our members, bless their heart!

[2dumb2kwit]

On second thought, why don't you carry the salad and the croutons, Rick.

Rick...just so you'll know....croutons are what happens, when the bread for the bacon sammich's gets old.
(I had to explain that, cuz most of us have never seen that happen.)

[2dumb2kwit]

Please, please bring the mule. I've been eatin' too many MRE's lately.

Hey, hey...easy now. Let's use our heads. We need to keep the mule in good shape.
(He's friends with lots of pigs. Think about it.)