F.A.R.T. tool?

[2dumb2kwit]

Hey, Rick......can we get some of these?

[2dumb2kwit]

...and look at the add-ons we can get!

http://www.rokon.com/index.php?p=1_11_Accessories

[Rick]

Well, I swan. That right there is amazing. That side car thingie would be a bit helpful. Most of use have trouble standing upright so it might keep us from falling over. We could definitely use it to make hamburger patties during one of our cookouts. Just toss the hamburger on the ground and run over it. Instant hamburger patties.

I'll get on the phone to Mohommed and see if Home Land Security has any in stock or if they will just send us over some money to buy a few. They seem to have a lot cash on hand for various things so I don't see why we couldn't get some. I hope the mule doesn't have a driver's license.

[crashdive123]

I had the chance to play on one of those in the early 70's. They really do go just about anywhere.

[Pal334]

hhmm not me,, all that rattling and bouncing about would give me a sour tummy

[crashdive123]

I guess there is a fine line between tossed salad and tossing salad.

[hunter63]

I think they used to have te wheels filled with fuel to extend their range.
Haven't seen one in a while.....didn't know they still made them.

[intothenew]

Does this mean we can eat the mule?

[crashdive123]

Or drink it.

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[2dumb2kwit]

What?!?!
Heck no, you can't eat the mule, just 'cause he doesn't have a drivers license. That just means that he has to ride in the side-car thingy.

Sheez!
I'll be keeping an eye on you.

[2dumb2kwit]

Or drink it.

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Oh, crap! Not you too!

Besides....I thought we decided not to allow mixed drinks, after the whole "I thought you tied up the boat" thing.

[Rick]

How dare you sir! Eat the mule!? He happens to be the best BBQ/Smoked Meat chef we have. Admittedly, he's not very good and flying and he doesn't do too hot with captaining boats and what not but he can make a mean Carolina rub for ribs. MMMMmmmm.

[intothenew]

Mule Tenderloin/inner loin

Fried potatoes with horse and mule feed

Ramps

Dandelion

Strawberries

The rest of the mule can ride in the hack, on ice or smoked, makes no neverminds.

[crashdive123]

Rick - don't you remember the last cook out. The mule just made an azz of himself.

[Rick]

That's because those young girls were out there swimming. Most guys are like that. Heck, 2D and Pal got in a belching contest thinking the loudest belcher got the pick of the litter. That's when the gals moved further down the beach.