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1) Do not tell anyone where you are going. People love to guess.
2) Do not consult a map before hand as this will give you a general idea of the lay of the land.
3)Do no take a bearing with your compass when you leave camp, or your car.
4) Do not get a reliable compass, a cheap, easily broken, easily lost one is recommended.
5) When you have decided you are completely lost, shout until you are hoarse. You then will be unable to direct any searchers to you whom you may hear calling in the distance.
6) Run around like mad in the bush. This uses up all your energy and strength.
7) Do not build a fire. The smoke will be a dead give away to the search party.
8) Keep on the move. This will guarantee that you will never be found.
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