Cat breading

**Wildthang** · 04-10-2012, 06:12 PM

I think I have seen it all now. I bet you guys thought I spelled it wrong in the thread title didn't you? How do you get a cat to hold still while you stick a peice of bread over it's head

Man there is some room for wise cracks here

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**crashdive123** · 04-10-2012, 06:21 PM

That's the cool thing about photoshop. Once you take the picture of the cat they stop moving a whole lot.

**canid** · 04-10-2012, 06:27 PM

I think I'll stick with this sort of cat breadding.

**2dumb2kwit** · 04-10-2012, 06:32 PM

Originally Posted by canid

I think I'll stick with this sort of cat breadding.

LOL....I'm with ya!

**Sparky93** · 04-10-2012, 06:52 PM

I don't have much use for cats other than the fish kind lol

**hunter63** · 04-10-2012, 07:35 PM

I thought along the lines of......
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**Wildthang** · 04-10-2012, 08:51 PM

Originally Posted by hunter63

I thought along the lines of......
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Ha, that's funny Hunter! It could be a matter of survival knowing how to bread a cat, if the SHTF some day!

**Rick** · 04-10-2012, 08:54 PM

In that case, I don't want to survive.

All those wanting cat burgers form in this line. All those wanting a horrible slow death form in this line. Okay, wait a minute. You can't all get in the horrible slow death line. Someone has to get in the cat burger line. Anyone?

**Sparky93** · 04-10-2012, 11:18 PM

Originally Posted by Rick

In that case, I don't want to survive.

All those wanting cat burgers form in this line. All those wanting a horrible slow death form in this line. Okay, wait a minute. You can't all get in the horrible slow death line. Someone has to get in the cat burger line. Anyone?

I'll get in the cat burger line. I'll it just about anything that's at least vaguely edible if I'm hungry enough.... which should be read as if I miss a meal....

**your_comforting_company** · 04-11-2012, 06:47 AM

I'll have a furburger. Crispy on them fries please!

**crashdive123** · 04-11-2012, 06:56 AM

No sir......not gonna say it.

**Wildthang** · 04-11-2012, 07:32 AM

I knew it, wait for it

**hunter63** · 04-11-2012, 10:45 AM

Oh, man, that is soooo easy, can't bring myseff to do it...........

**Thaddius Bickerton** · 04-11-2012, 11:12 AM

For some reason I remembered the old story of how to clean toilets with a cat.

Just squirt in some soap, and toss in kitty and stand on lid, after you flush a few times make sure both house and toilet door are open, open the lid and the cat will jet outside to dry itself, all squeeky clean as will be the toilet.

Two for the price of one, the cat and toilet cleaned.

Oh, and yepper I was gonna ask you how you bread a cat. Glad I read first

Thanks for a morning laugh and if you want you can come clean the spit / laughed out lifer juice (coffee extra strong n black) off the monitor and keyboard.

:-) Thad