Prepper Dating service

[Sourdough]

Now we are Cooking............
http://money.cnn.com/2012/03/29/pf/d...source=cnn_bin

[1stimestar]

Heh, just what I need.

[Rick]

I took the liberty of writing you a profile. We'll need to work on the picture a bit.


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I am a man of infinite curiosity at home in a black tie or jeans. A lover of gallantry, courage, compassion and humor. I am looking for a female.

[Wildthang]

I can imagine the some of the profiles and what prepper dudes are lookin for:

Am looking for a girl that is not afraid of getting lost in the woods, can gut a deer, hand drill a fire, patch a tent, pitch camp, forage for food, and shoot with great accuracy. Having own wilderness land with cabin and a 4 wheel drive truck is a big plus.
Must be slim, large chest, good lookin, and enjoy quiet times in the debris hut.

[natertot]

Things WildThang! You saved me time by writing my ad!!!!!

[LowKey]

SD, sounds like you and Star should hook up!

[Rick]

Who are you guys kidding? As long as she's breathing and in the same species that's all you care about.

[hunter63]

I can imagine the some of the profiles and what prepper dudes are lookin for:

Am looking for a girl that is not afraid of getting lost in the woods, can gut a deer, hand drill a fire, patch a tent, pitch camp, forage for food, and shoot with great accuracy. Having own wilderness land with cabin and a 4 wheel drive truck is a big plus.
Must be slim, large chest, good lookin, and enjoy quiet times in the debris hut.

..............Send pic's of the truck!

[cowgirlup]

Who are you guys kidding? As long as she's breathing and in the same species that's all you care about.

Well those are still good priorities. It's when they throw those last two out the window that you gotta worry.

[Warheit]

I'm so hot.

[crashdive123]

I would imagine that in your case, lowering the thermostat would solve that.

[Rick]

When I read that I was thinking open the window. But, yeah, I'll go with lowering the thermostat. Of course, if Hunter had said that I'd call the Fire Department for him.

[hunter63]

Well, yeah, been kinda qiute lately...around here....

[1stimestar]

Well here's pictures of the truck lol.
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[1stimestar]

Oh come on. She's a bit rusty around the edges but dang if she don't plow up big *** hills in the snow!

[Winter]

Oh come on. She's a bit rusty around the edges but dang if she don't plow up big *** hills in the snow!

The truck, or...?

[Wildthang]

I'll bet there are some homely people on that board! I wonder of they will have pictures of all the people looking for a mate?
More profile requirements:

-Must be able to walk and hike without walker or crutches.

-Must have at least 12 teeth.

-Must have own life alert system.

-Must be able to coexist peacefully with my dogs without scaring them.

-Must limit shopping trips to Wallmart to 1 per month.

-Alzeimers is a plus!

-False teeth a plus!

-Must be able to at least see door ways and large objects.

-Having good possum recipes will be heavily considered.

-Looking for women that does not drink beer, that's my job!

-Must weigh less than my truck!

-Social security check must be shared freely.

-Must be able to reload ammo at fast pace.

-Women with moustaches will not be considered!

[Rick]

The women on here are preppers, too. So I'm just gonna ease on out of here. I don't want to wind up collateral damage when they beat you to a bloody pulp.

[Wildthang]

The women on here are preppers, too. So I'm just gonna ease on out of here. I don't want to wind up collateral damage when they beat you to a bloody pulp.

Chicken Wow some buddy you are! I was hoping you would have my back on that Rick!

[Rick]

Cluck, cluck, cluck. Yes, but I've seen it before. It's not gonna be pretty. Call 911 and make advance reservations.