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    Default Bloomberg gets a taste.

    New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg was denied a second slice of pizza today at an Italian eatery in Brooklyn.

    The owners of Collegno's Pizzeria say they refused to serve him more than one piece to protest Bloomberg's proposed soda ban,which would limit the portions of soda sold in the city

    You guys really should click on the link and read the whole thing. Bloomer threw a cussing fit, but the pizza guy didn't back down. Hahaha!!!

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    Mayor Bloomberg, not accustomed to being challenged, assumed that the owner was joking.

    "OK, that's funny," he remarked, "because of the soda thing ... No come on. I'm not kidding. I haven't eaten all morning, just send over another pepperoni."

    "I'm sorry sir. We're serious," Benito insisted. "We've decided that eating more than one piece isn't healthy for you, and so we're forbidding you from doing it."
    I stopped quoting here, because this is where Bloomer started cussing. Hahaha!
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    I hope nobody actually thought bloomberg believes that any laws apply to him. All the laws he proposes and endorses are for the peasants and any other laws he just buys himself around.
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    Screw that arrogant pompous wanna' be dictator. I'd love to see that crap happen to him everywhere he goes. One hamburger, one shrimp, one French fry. Let that POS rot and blow away.
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    And if anyone wants, PM me and I'll tell you how I REALLY feel about him. This PG-13 stuff is tough sometimes.
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    yea I was holding back, didn't want to get banned.

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    Uh, satire site...
    But it is funny.
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    The news story is fake.


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    I don't think he would curse in public.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsonlong View Post
    I don't think he would curse in public.
    "In" public? No. "The" public? Yes.
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    I wish that was a true story.
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    While fake, it is pretty funny. For satire to work there has to be a wisp of "this could be true".
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    More than a 'wisp' of truth in this.
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