Going to Town

[kyratshooter]

I'm heading out the door to town, anyone need anything?

I'm not going back for another week so speak now and don't tell me what you needed as soon as I get back!

[crashdive123]

I'm good. Thanks for the offer.

[Wildthang]

Bring back some purdy weemenz!

[Darkevs]

Oh God..have you left yet????

I have the munchies really bad and could use a small bag of Cheezies! I crave junk food...........

I cannot get to town for a couple of weeks...................

[Rick]

I need some...no, I've got that. How about....naw, picked those up yesterday. Tell you what. If you like it get it and we'll settle up when you get back. You...uh....you don't plan on drinkin' all this beer in your fridge do you? I'll keep an eye on it while your gone.

[kyratshooter]

Sorry Rick, the beer is 8 months old. I've been on a low carb diet and that was in there when I started. Same for the munchies and Cheese-its, those are all stale too. I have not eaten a donut, potato chip or slice of bread since September.

I am down 50 pounds since September. Crash will probably not recognize me at the next gathering of the reprobates.

I did get fresh brocoli, carrots, aspargus and some frozen stir fry veggies. Stopped at the meat market and got some of their fresh ground beef and the sausage they make in house.

If the wind will die down some I will go fishing and there is a bunny in the back fence row that has been flirting with sudden death for several days now.

[Rick]

(burp) Yeah, you're right. That beer was stale. I loaded the rest of it in my car so you don't have to mess with it.

[Wildthang]

Awww heck, just bring me an ice cream cone with a double dip of chocolate

[hunter63]

I'm heading out the door to town, anyone need anything?

I'm not going back for another week so speak now and don't tell me what you needed as soon as I get back!

Don't forget to take your list........we make and keep adding stuff....Oh yeah....I needing 4- 12ft- 2x6's.... need to hang the canoes in the tractor shed.....

[Rick]

That's not even funny. I sit down and make out a list and 3/4 of the way to town realize it's still sitting on the table at home.

[Thaddius Bickerton]

Boy you sure do get to town often, been about a month since I went in.

But then it is spring so I go a tad more often right now.

[natertot]

Well, since Rick stole all the blamed beer, wouldya mind pickin up s'more? You know that rick feller don't like to share none!

[kyratshooter]

It's a religious thing with the beer, Rick's probably a Baptist.

You don't ever take just one Baptist fishing, he'll drink all your beer. If you take two Baptists fishing they will spend the whole time preaching at you over the evils of drink, but you get all the beer!

I've heard Mormons work the same way.

Not that there's anything wrong with that......

I currently attend a Methodist church simply because they bring their own beer.

[Rick]

Catholic. You can drink all the beer you want. Just light a candle when you're done.

[natertot]

Yeah....I'm the Baptist. Southern though.....not conservative. It is okay to drink.....maybe....we have to vote on it first!

[Rick]

Don't even get me started on the communion wine (hick).

[hunter63]

A long time ago, and far, far away..... the good ol' boys had to wait till the beer was done....and it was good.......so they made another batch.........Civilization.

[Thaddius Bickerton]

Beer, in the right moment, nectar of the Gods.

I tend to drink little these days, and when I do it is usually home brewed. I met this fellow who moved into one of the mcmansions over near Mom's land.

Turns out he is a chemical engineer. Brews his own and taught me a thing or two about it that made my muddy river water a whole lot better.

now I get with him and we turn out small batches or unusual or uncommon types of brews then we all have a sampling party.

A wonderful evening usually had by all in attendence.

(root beers , home made, for the youngen's.)

and always fresh well water for those who don't partake. Often turned into sweet tea, which is often described as the "house wine of the south" by those wimmin what have seen some movie that I forget the name of.

Beer, ya gotta love it.

Thad.

[crashdive123]

Catholic. You can drink all the beer you want. Just light a candle when you're done.

Just don't do that after eating Mexican (the food, not the people). This is why the Mexican Navy does not have Submarines.

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[kyratshooter]

I used to tell my history classes that agriculture was invented so there would be a steady supply of beer, writing was invented to remember the recipe, and counting was invented so the bartender could keep up with your tab.

The high school kids just looked at you funny but the college kids caught on immidiately.