"Howdy. Are you lookin' for anything special?"
"Uh, yeah. We're lookin' for a bunker that will handle five people."
"Five? Boy are you in luck. We have a five person bunker that just came in. It was owned by a little old lady in Pasadena. She just used it on week-ends to get out of the heat. God rest her soul. Why I don't think it even got dusty. Do you have a trade in?........"