The Twinkenator!!!!!!!!!!!
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The Twinkenator!!!!!!!!!!!
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There is no greater solitude than that of the Tracker in the forest, unless perhaps it's that of the wolf in the wilderness.
Nice one Beo,and it looks just like him (I think)
Et tu, Brute?
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Ceaser now,eh Rick?
Beo,can you ad a wreath around that twinkies head?? And a toga??
I'm still trying to get comfortable on this throne. Gold is both cold and hard, you know.
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The Twinkenator Cometh!!!!
Bursting from his cream filling its .... its... its.... TWINKENATOR!!!!
Singing the smash hit... If I were rich man... dah dah dah dah dah dahhhhh!
I am the king.... dah dah dah dah dah dahhhhhhh dat dah!
Ha Haaaaaaaaa!!!! I kill myself... lol...
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There is no greater solitude than that of the Tracker in the forest, unless perhaps it's that of the wolf in the wilderness.
Thats Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!rotflmao!!!!
Someone has way too much time on their hands...
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haaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! Again your tax dollars at work... lol....
There is no greater solitude than that of the Tracker in the forest, unless perhaps it's that of the wolf in the wilderness.
Well whatdoya 'spect he got STABBED for goodness sake,they grounded him till the stitches come out,gonna be a long week for you Rick!!!!!!!
Reread those instructions on the pain pills. It's one every four hours not four every hour.
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No pain pills now I just grin and bear it, then crush up a motrin and sprinkle it on the wound
There is no greater solitude than that of the Tracker in the forest, unless perhaps it's that of the wolf in the wilderness.
Ummm you arent doin that in public are you?? that bear it part,ya know,that could get you in a little troubleOriginally Posted by Beowulf65
No pain pills now I just grin and bear it, then crush up a motrin and sprinkle it on the wound
Go ahead, by why change it to a wolf that's yawning? And the giant twinkie av is probably a bad idea because he'll cave and start licking his monitor....
some fella confronted me the other day and asked "What's your problem?" So I told him, "I don't have a problem I am a problem"
Sing-a-long time!
The Twinkinator theme song...(sung to the tune of "Davey Crockett")
Born in a malt shop in East Moline,
More zits on his face than you've ever seen!
Ate a million candybars by the time he was 23;
Bought stock in Hostess Corp, at a dollar ninety three.
TWINKIE! TWINKINATOR! King of the cream-fillled munchies!
Okay, the last line needs work, help me out here!
SARGE
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."
Albert Einstein
Proud father of a US Marine....SEMPER FI!
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
Benjamin Franklin
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Rick you bully !!!!!
Pick on twinkies your own size
A wise person does at once, what a fool does at last. Both do the same thing; only at different times.
good job Tony
OK folks, pay attention to the photo. Do NOT mess with the Twinkienator.
Good song, Sarge!
some fella confronted me the other day and asked "What's your problem?" So I told him, "I don't have a problem I am a problem"
Twinkie the Surfer Boy
he's fun and tough and full of joy
golden spongecake taste real good
and he's coming to your neighborhood
knows a lot of survival stuff
and its real and not just fluff
so listen careful to what he says
or like iin the pic he'll hit you in the head.
lol.... go get'em Twinkenator!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There is no greater solitude than that of the Tracker in the forest, unless perhaps it's that of the wolf in the wilderness.
LOL you guys are good!
Soular powered by the son.
Nell, MLT (ASCP)
Ricks Twinkie Anthem....
Rick (The Twinkenator SurferBoy) Super Moderator's Twinkie Anthem...
Ahemmm.... Ahhhhemmmmm......... Okay here goes in my best lil kiddy voice.
Oh, Twinkie with your golden hue,
You have delicious goop in you.
There you are! Were you waiting long,
Between Sno-balls and stale Ding Dong?
My friends all think I'm kinda kinky
Cause my role model is a twinkie.
But they don't know what we've been through.
Dear Twinkie, I can count on you.
I tell my troubles as I bite.
You never tell me, "and that's not right."
You listen to each foolish fear,
Then slowly, deliciously disappear.
I hold you close when we're alone
And think the nasty thoughts that are my own.
Then turn to you, my dear sweet yummie.
You clear my mind, tickle my tummy.
Your outside is a little plain,
But inside you drive me insane.
I like you better than these folks,
Who look at me and then make jokes.
People should be more like you.
You don't judge the things that I do.
Inside is where your beauty lies.
Within the plain, yourrrrrrrrrrrrrr ahhhhhhhhhh sweet surprise!!!!!!
Thank you... thank you very much.
Beo,
There is no greater solitude than that of the Tracker in the forest, unless perhaps it's that of the wolf in the wilderness.
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