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    Default Wife Got me a Pocket Knife

    We Went to Tractor Supply Co. and Wife Picked this up for Me. Just to Bust My Chops More or Less. Man it's Huge.
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    Odd.......
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    Man - that thing is bigger than your back porch and steps.
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    Even......

    Crash, we've been married too long. I was thinkin' the same thing. That may even qualify for the BEST SURVIVAL KNIFE.

    It's gotta be sharp. He's already wearin' a band aid.
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    It pains my to say it, but your "tool" is bigger than my "tool".......

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    Since when did they start making folding swords?!

    I hope it wasn't made in China. I mean, can you imagine a little asain kid trying to lift that thing?!

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    Wishful thinking on the wife's part...
    I mean, wishful in that you'd find the knife unlike any you've owned...filling the gap between handy and stand back this has a life of its own. Between...well...you know, she was just getting carried away.

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    Does it come with a trailer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FVR View Post
    Does it come with a trailer?
    That size, I believe it's drivable!

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    If you decide to trade it off the conversation will require the startup phrase of:

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    That there is a big'en, and I don't believe you can "throw" that in the field, maybe "heave" it like a shot put.......

    Wives think like this, I know he like big stuff, haven't seen one of these around the house, bet if I bring one home he will be OMG'ing all over the place and won't notice the new drapes...........

    Do you have new drapes....that's it look around....well?
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    If you want to get even with her just buy her a rolling pin.

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    I just realized, the OP reffered to it as a pocket knife. What pocket does that fit in!?

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    The main pocket on your backpack.
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    Now you can leave those tube socks at home.

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    Hey, make it into 3 separate knives
    I had a compass, but without a map, it's just a cool toy to show you where oceans and ice are.

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    If you think about it, that's the perfect throwing knife. You don't even have to open it. If you hit them anywhere it will kill them and if you miss, their attention will be on trying to figure out what it is so you can sneak up and thump 'em with a stick.
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    I bet there's an umbrella and a chair hidden in that handle somewhere. Have you actually looked, Skinner?

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    He can't come to the computer right now. He has a hernia from carrying his new knife and the doc told him to take it easy.
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    Ok the contest is Over. Yoou win! Your's is definitely bigger then mine and it is the biggest I have ever seen.
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