Family get Stuck in Corm Maze......

[hunter63]

Sweet! That's my competition when/if SHTF

I recently came across this quote in regards to this........"I thank God daily for stupid people, otherwise, in a SHTF, I couldn't possibility have enough bullets...."

BTW, made Saturday Night Live Weekend Up date.......

"Y'all blew your 15 min's of fame, on a corn maze???????"

[NightShade]

Haha! That's a good one Hunter... And so true!

[rwc1969]

LOL! Oh man!

[letslearntogether47]

I recently came across this quote in regards to this........"I thank God daily for stupid people, otherwise, in a SHTF, I couldn't possibility have enough bullets...."

BTW, made Saturday Night Live Weekend Up date.......

"Y'all blew your 15 min's of fame, on a corn maze???????"

People still watch SNL?

[hunter63]

People still watch SNL?

Yeah, Yeah, I know, showing my age.........

[Rick]

"911. What is your emergency?"
"Yeah, my family and I are trapped on an elevator."
"Do you know if it's between floors, sir?"
"No, I don't think so. We walked in and suddenly the doors closed by their selves! We pulled and tugged but can't get them open again. They must be jammed."
"Can you see the control panel, sir?"
"Yes, it's right here."
"Do you see a button with arrows pointing in opposite directions?"
"Yes."
"Push that button in and hold it."
"Okay. Hang on....well I swan. We're saved!!"
"Glad we could help, sir."

[Rick]

"911. What is your emergency?"
"Yeah, my family and I are stuck on an escalator."
"Has it stopped? Can't you just walk down it?"
"No it hasn't stopped. We wanted to go to the second floor and started walking up but we've been walking for a long time."
"Are the stairs moving down, sir?"
"Yes. Yes they are."
"Just stop walking, sir. Just stand still"
"Stop walking, kids. Oh, well, now that's weird. We're moving back down where we came from."
"Yes, sir. When you reach the bottom, step off and step on the other escalator and just stand there."
"Okay. Sounds weird but we'll try it."

[2dumb2kwit]

"911. What is your emergency?"
"Yeah, my family and I are trapped on an elevator."
"Do you know if it's between floors, sir?"
"No, I don't think so. We walked in and suddenly the doors closed by their selves! We pulled and tugged but can't get them open again. They must be jammed."
"Can you see the control panel, sir?"
"Yes, it's right here."
"Do you see a button with arrows pointing in opposite directions?"
"Yes."
"Push that button in and hold it."
"Okay. Hang on....well I swan. We're saved!!"
"Glad we could help, sir."

That reminds me of the old joke.....

A country bumpkin family from Alabama decides to go to the Big Apple for the first Time in their lives; Maw, Paw and their son. They go into the Empire State Building. As they're walking around they notice the elevator. Never seeing one before they stand in front of it bewildered.

While staring at it, an old lady in a wheelchair rolls up to it, pushes the button, the door opens, she rolls herself inside and the door closes.

The Alabama hick family watches as the lights for each floor light as it goes up. They continue to watch as the numbers go down again.

The door opens and out walks this tall gorgeous blonde. Legs to her neck. Great figure. Beautiful!

Paw looks at his son and says, "Quick boy, shove yer Maw in there!!"

[letslearntogether47]

Could it happen again?
Oh yes...........it can.

http://www.thebostonchannel.com/r/29594108/detail.html

[LowKey]

Now you can see why this state is in the mess it's in....
Dip****z couldn't find their arse with both hands....

[Rick]

Lost in an orchard. That's rich. Thanks, LLT. That was a good laugh.

[letslearntogether47]

Now you can see why this state is in the mess it's in....
Dip****z couldn't find their arse with both hands....

I think the closer you get to any big city the lower the I.Q. goes.

[Rick]

"Should we follow the rows in front of us or to the left?"
"Oh, no. Let's go diagonally."

And, of course, the red shack with the driveway must have thrown them off. The only thing better would have been if they had been arrested for stealing applies. Muhahahahahahaha.