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    Tazer International actually makes a tazer that will take down a full grown Bull.
    There is no greater solitude than that of the Tracker in the forest, unless perhaps it's that of the wolf in the wilderness.


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    Just what I've always wanted, a device that will kill my meat and cook it at the same time. This is even better than hunting buffalo with a bulldozer. God bless science...and those little New Guinea pygmies...
    some fella confronted me the other day and asked "What's your problem?" So I told him, "I don't have a problem I am a problem"

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    Not the pygmies again doh!!!!!!!

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    Of course the pygmies again. Part of my plan for Free Traxistan (and I know this is off topic, but bear with me) is to offer immigration to the little cuties and put them to work picking mushrooms....you see, I do have a plan!
    some fella confronted me the other day and asked "What's your problem?" So I told him, "I don't have a problem I am a problem"

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    Who was it yelled out in another thread? Shoot low boys, they're riding shetland ponies!
    that there is funny I don't care who you are.
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    Gay Rights Now !!!!!!!!!!!!
    A wise person does at once, what a fool does at last. Both do the same thing; only at different times.

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    Is that like an "about face" command?
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    Quote Originally Posted by trax View Post
    Of course the pygmies again. Part of my plan for Free Traxistan (and I know this is off topic, but bear with me) is to offer immigration to the little cuties and put them to work picking mushrooms....you see, I do have a plan!
    Ok and my job would be in Traxistan???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rick View Post
    Is that like an "about face" command?
    Nope, its like a magical, irreplaceible, surpercalefragilisticxspealadousious kind of .................... Thinggggg
    A wise person does at once, what a fool does at last. Both do the same thing; only at different times.

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    What do gay rights have to do with pygmies? And Trax that's pygmie slave labor... lol...
    There is no greater solitude than that of the Tracker in the forest, unless perhaps it's that of the wolf in the wilderness.

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    You have to beleve that pygmies can become sexualy confused before you get it.
    A wise person does at once, what a fool does at last. Both do the same thing; only at different times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony uk View Post
    Nope, its like a magical, irreplaceible, surpercalefragilisticxspealadousious kind of .................... Thinggggg
    Gee,I didn't know anyone could acutually spell that!!!

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    beo..dude...I'd pay them!

    Nell...queen of traxistan!

    Rick...shetland ponies! Brilliant, I could start a short cavalry to combat light DRAG goons....


    Tony....apparently queen of scotland....to each their own
    some fella confronted me the other day and asked "What's your problem?" So I told him, "I don't have a problem I am a problem"

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    There you go. I peed again! I know I did.
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    Qween!!! sweet,and hello to my fellow (fella???) Qween Tony!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony uk View Post
    You have to beleve that pygmies can become sexualy confused before you get it.
    before I get it from any pygmies anyway....They're definitely going to have to answer some "skill testing questions" before they get on their little tiny boats to Free Traxistan
    some fella confronted me the other day and asked "What's your problem?" So I told him, "I don't have a problem I am a problem"

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    Screew that, pygmie slave labor is cool, what will they really do about kick in your knee caps. Oh snap no wonder I was overthrown!!!!!!!!
    There is no greater solitude than that of the Tracker in the forest, unless perhaps it's that of the wolf in the wilderness.

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    It has to be a tiny skills test best administered by the tiny boat captain, named Tiny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nell67 View Post
    Qween!!! sweet,and hello to my fellow (fella???) Qween Tony!
    All Hail Queen Tony, Master of the chocolate muffins

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    Hey Tony?? PUT DOWN THE SUGAR MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

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