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    Default Deer-bear!!!!

    I said in my taxi thread it was the 3rd thing I taxied I lied!

    Last winter when I was up in Alaska visiting a freind, we were attacked! Yeah, we were just sitting in his tee-pee when we heard an ungodly noise come out of the forrest. I looked at him and said "What the hell was that!" He looked at me and said "I don't know!" This really threw me for a loop, cause Dude knows his s**t!

    We argued a bit on who was going to go investigate, cause it was 200 below zero ya know. Well he looked at me and said "Come on man, you know I don't have any shoes!"

    Well I went out, cuz I was smart enough to have worn tennishoes! I no more exited the tee-pee when a 1500 lb deer-bear charged! Not being smart enough to have taken a proper weapon with me ,like a .22, I quickly went for my trusty sling shot, loaded up a lugnut and fired!!! The beast dropped at my feet!

    Well, it froze so quick, we broke all Dudes stone tools trying to cut it up. So I threw it over my shoulder and carried it 250 miles back to town. Well dude help me shoulder it. You don't really think I could lift it myself do ya, common!
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    Too Funny Ted! That's the best laugh I had all week!

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    I know that dude your talking about!! He is unreal, isnt he? Did you know he once drove a truck to a town that has no roads going into it? The only thing that would be better is if he had a cousin that was....oh, never mind.

    Funny story and pic Ted!! Thanks for the laugh.

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    What ever that is........it's uglier than a blind date.

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    What size lugnut did you use? Gotta get me some of those.
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    LOL....Priceless!!!
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    The DeerBear can only be tracked and slayed by one man. The most fearless wilderness survivor of them all. LesBear!


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    ROFLMAO!!!!

    Hey bud, I have the only deer-bear that's ever been slayed, so stop bs'n!!! Oh wait, I am Lesbear!!! Yeah....yeah thats the ticket!

    Oh Rick, you use the .50 lugnuts of couse, any thing smaller will probly just pi** one off and get you killed!

    And the rest of you ....I glad you think this is funny,,,I COULD HAVE BEEN KILLED!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rick View Post
    The DeerBear can only be tracked and slayed by one man. The most fearless wilderness survivor of them all. LesBear!


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    holy duck crap that made me laugh out loud, literally.

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    I think they call that thing a beer.

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    Learn to live with nature!

    When attacked by a deer-bear toss him a jackaroo and go on about your business. Nothin to see here...

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    You know that was probably the last one of it's kind, so how does it feel to be the cause of extintion!
    That was a great story I haven't laughed that hard in a long time thanks!
    I Wonder Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out?"

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