Ok. If they can get past the flood lights on motion sensors, get past the locks and into the house i'll be impressed. If i hear a bump i'll be wearing a smile because i won't have to spend money on dog food this week. You see, her favorite food is $hit stained intruder. And that bump sound? That will be the dirt bag's head hitting the doorway as Maxine is dragging the SOB to her personal dining area. Just in case there are multiple intruders and one manages to get to the stairs, my 12yo daughter will be waiting by the door with her .22 (the one she keeps by her bed). The only time I get up is during a full assault. I don't sweat the small stuff.
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