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    Quote Originally Posted by klkak View Post
    You are more like 56 and the only flipping you did at Burger King is flipping burgers into your mouth. You have to seen a BB gun....all the kids in your neighbor hood used to shoot you with them. As far as walking in the woods you are right about that cause you would run through the woods to get away from the kids with the BB guns....problem was that Burger King was on the other side of the woods so all they did is chase you to it. As the the last statement....WE DON'T TALK POLITICS IN THIS FORUM!!! PERIOD...!

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    Thanks for the PM, Kev.

    Still have a few years before I see 56. Can't stand Burger King, and I've been chased with things a lot bigger than BB guns.

    Now shouldn't you be all broken up and crushed under a snow machine somewhere, Kevin?

    I can't give you any more rep at the moment - I just tried - gotta' spread some around first. So how about I send you a bag of warm beagle sh*t instead?
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    Nope. No exageration, and 22 is NOT my record for one sitting, either. My record is exactly 25 lobsters. Boiled, with drawn butter, and NOTHING else to eat or drink besides a coke.

    Now, if anyone wants to make a friendly wager on this, how about loser picks up the tab? Bring cash. Lots of cash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken View Post
    The first statement is true. The second statement can't be true, because if it was, Sourdough would be following you around 24/7 instead of living up there in Alaska.
    And you fell for a classic trap. I've never been brought back from death. Though I have been revived after drowning and had my heart stopped and restarted by the doctor in open heart surgery. The second statement is true, a Ripley's moment to be sure.

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    Justin - I don't know what to say. The Bowie has a 9 inch blade so you were attacking a 4 inch limb? Learn about levers and fulcrum points. Much easier to work with the wood than against it. Easy to break a 4 inch limb by inserting one end between to solid points (two close trees for example) then applying leverage to break a section off.

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    When you baton wood, do so WITH the grain not across it. Remember, work with the wood not against it.
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    I can't play. Never told a lie in my life and no reason to start now because if I get caught I may be forced to stay after school.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken View Post
    Thanks for the PM, Kev.

    Still have a few years before I see 56. Can't stand Burger King, and I've been chased with things a lot bigger than BB guns.

    Now shouldn't you be all broken up and crushed under a snow machine somewhere, Kevin?

    I can't give you any more rep at the moment - I just tried - gotta' spread some around first. So how about I send you a bag of warm beagle sh*t instead?
    Snow machines aint that dangerous. It's them country music singers on ATV's that's dangerous!

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    These are pictures of Tracy and his band.
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    1. If it's in your kit and you don't know how to use it....It's useless.
    2. If you can't reach your kit when you need it....Its useless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ole WV Coot View Post
    I can't play. Never told a lie in my life and no reason to start now because if I get caught I may be forced to stay after school.
    Right there folks, we have a winner!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit View Post
    Cynical, maybe.....but she looks great in skimpy lingerie.
    (Thanks for the pics, B!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by BENESSE View Post
    Liar, liar, pants on fire!
    So.....you don't think you do??? LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken View Post
    Okay, I'll come clean. I'm 16. I flip burgers part time at Burger King. I've never even shot a BB gun or so much as walked in the woods.

    There. I feel better now.

    Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that I'm more politically liberal than RedLake and LostOutrider.
    I know this is a lie because they don't flip burgers at Burger King they ride through a flame broiler on a steel grid conveyor belt and are cooked on both sides at once.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit View Post
    So.....you don't think you do??? LOL
    I never sent YOU those pics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BENESSE View Post
    I never sent YOU those pics.
    So, who have you sent them to?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit View Post
    So, who have you sent them to?
    That's highly classified.

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    Oh, crap!!! Did you send them to Ken? That might explain why he is missing. It may have been more than his old heart could take.


    I hope he's OK!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit View Post
    Oh, crap!!! Did you send them to Ken? That might explain why he is missing. It may have been more than his old heart could take.


    I hope he's OK!
    No you don't!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit View Post
    Oh, crap!!! Did you send them to Ken? That might explain why he is missing. It may have been more than his old heart could take.


    I hope he's OK!
    Quote Originally Posted by Ken View Post
    No you don't!
    Sure I do. ('cuz, I figure I can get you to send me a copy of those pictures.)
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