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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken View Post
    How about this one?

    Ex-girlfriend of many years dumps me for a multi-multi-multi millionaire.

    Fast forward to 24 days later. 11:30 p.m. on a Saturday night in early '04. I'm sprawled out on my couch next to a girl who could have passed as Pamela Anderson. She's got a towel wrapped around her - nothing else. I hear a key in the door, and in walks my ex...........
    More like Louie Anderson.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken View Post
    who could have passed as Pamela Anderson.
    By that do you mean she had hepatitis?

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    If that happened to me, my wife would be my ex. So would all my money, my house, my truck, my guns, my pack, my tools......all ex.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BENESSE View Post
    More like Louie Anderson.


    Quote Originally Posted by Camp10 View Post
    By that do you mean she had hepatitis?

    Nope. Almost identical face, hair, and figure......major league yabows.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken View Post





    Nope. Almost identical face, hair, and figure......major league yabows.......
    pre or post figure?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Camp10 View Post
    pre or post figure?
    This one!

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    Lie, lie,lie!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Camp10 View Post
    Lie, lie,lie!!

    Any other opinions? I'll be back in 10 minutes.............
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken View Post
    Any other opinions? I'll be back in 10 minutes.............
    Yes....a few.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken View Post
    Any other opinions? I'll be back in 10 minutes.............
    I agree with C-10 ,LIAR!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alaskan Survivalist View Post
    .. put them in the dry on mild heat. They turned out great.

    Is that true or false? Post your own stories that people may or may not believe.
    heat is BAD for skins. I know that part isn't true. the dryer will ruin skin. Anything over 120 degrees is bad.

    Here's one.. I'm a big slacker with a pile of money. Quite handsome and a ladykiller.
    I'm not that good at lying, so I think honesty is the best policy. It's time I came clean. :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by Camp10 View Post
    Lie, lie,lie!!
    Quote Originally Posted by nell67 View Post
    I agree with C-10 ,LIAR!!!!
    God's honest truth. Here's the rest of the story ........

    "Pamela" (real name is Stacy) had just been dumped by her ex-boyfriend. After my ex walked out screaming, we had a great night. A few days later, Stacy's "ex" called her - and she went back to him. But here's the BEST part....................

    Stacy later introduced me to my fiancee.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BENESSE View Post
    Yes....a few.
    Really? Like the ones Shirley Ardell Mason had?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken View Post
    God's honest truth. Here's the rest of the story ........

    "Pamela" (real name is Stacy) had just been dumped by her ex-boyfriend.
    Nothing like angry and vengeful!! I once...oh, Trabitha might know this person...never mind

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    Quote Originally Posted by Camp10 View Post
    Nothing like angry and vengeful!! I once...oh, Trabitha might know this person...never mind
    Truth!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alaskan Survivalist View Post
    The only way to be sure is to throw a squirrel in the dryer.
    Lying B@stard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken View Post
    Truth!!!!
    Lol! Yeah, she is still close to where we grew up and still keeps in touch with some of the guys from school.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Camp10 View Post
    Lol! Yeah, she is still close to where we grew up and still keeps in touch with some of the guys from school.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3UK7KsNPWc
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken View Post
    Really? Like the ones Shirley Ardell Mason had?
    No.....as in opinions not personalities.

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