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    Angry One Last Chance to Redeem Yourself, Sarge!

    Sarge? ALMOST TWO YEARS AGO, you promised to send some morels to Crash and me. (Q.C., remember?) http://www.wilderness-survival.net/f...5&postcount=16

    You blew us off last year, Sarge! Remember? http://www.wilderness-survival.net/f...ghlight=morels

    Out of pure kindness, Crash and I have agreed to give you one last chance to redeem yourself this year. SCREW WITH US AGAIN AND ALL BETS ARE OFF, BUSTER!

    We're even posting this a bit earlier than last year, so you don't give us any bull like "the season came early and you should have reminded me before this." Maybe this will help:


    CUT AND PASTE ALL OVER THE HOUSE
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    REMINDER!
    SEND CRASH AND KEN
    SOME MORELS
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    “Learning is not compulsory. Neither is survival.”
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    Ken, It should be pointed out that there are 3,720 members on this forum. Two Q.C. is not sufficient. I would also like to apply for the position. Where should I send my resume?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mountain mama View Post
    Ken, It should be pointed out that there are 3,720 members on this forum. Two Q.C. is not sufficient. I would also like to apply for the position. Where should I send my resume?
    Same place that you send the application fee!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mountain mama View Post
    Ken, It should be pointed out that there are 3,720 members on this forum. Two Q.C. is not sufficient. I would also like to apply for the position. Where should I send my resume?
    4,586 members.
    “Learning is not compulsory. Neither is survival.”
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    Also, when you get the chance....send Crash and Ken some morals.
    I've taken a vow of poverty. To annoy me, send money.
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    Quote Originally Posted by finallyME View Post
    Also, when you get the chance....send Crash and Ken some morals.
    Why? You need us to send you some through the DOC?
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    Ken, I still owe you some Elk meat. Sorry....... don't worry about calling me out on it. I haven't forgotten

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jason_Montana View Post
    Ken, I still owe you some Elk meat. Sorry....... don't worry about calling me out on it. I haven't forgotten
    I've always liked you, Jason!
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    Lol, is there anyone that don't owe ken?
    Ken has helped me out so much with legal stuff, I need to keep track of it so I can pay him back. I will be placing a 'score card' in my sig as a reminder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jason_Montana View Post
    Ken, I still owe you some Elk meat. Sorry....... don't worry about calling me out on it. I haven't forgotten
    Quote Originally Posted by Ken View Post
    I've always liked you, Jason!
    HaHaHa....If he hasn't forgotten...and hasn't sent it....what does that tell you????
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    oh no ken please tell me ya didn't fall for the "trust me" i'll send them from good ole sarge did ya?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken
    SCREW WITH US AGAIN AND ALL BETS ARE OFF, BUSTER!
    Shall I put that on the tombstone when he bans you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rick View Post
    Shall I put that on the tombstone when he bans you?
    You mean you don't want me to send you some of those morels?
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    Well, sure I do. I mean I have to run a chemical analysis on them don't I? But that still doesn't stop him from lowering the hammer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rick View Post
    Well, sure I do. I mean I have to run a chemical analysis on them don't I? But that still doesn't stop him from lowering the hammer.
    Yeah, but, um, I'd have to BE here to send you the PM to tell you there on their way. So you could just UnBAN me! Right?
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    Cool Well, since you brought it up...

    I don't have any Morals, how about some fresh Squirrel meat?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge47 View Post
    I don't have any Morals, how about some fresh Squirrel meat?
    Before you send it, you should vacuum seal it in a fine marinade. Let me send you a recipe!
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    This come in a pocket sized manual...http://www.woodybobs.com/bestsquirrelrecipes.html

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    Well gentlemen I'll send you some! I give away pounds and pounds every year to people I don't like half as much as you folks!

    Course I'll have to dehydrate em. When you get them, rehydrate em in milk or even better cream!

    I'll let you all know when I get a bunch. So lets see some hands Ken, Crash, Rick, anybody else!
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    All right, Ted!
    “Learning is not compulsory. Neither is survival.”
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    "Live free or die: Death is not the worst of evils."
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