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    Default Chipmunk appetizers

    Recipe in English

    Deep fried Chipmunk appetizers.

    Trap 30 to 50 average sized chipmunks

    Burn the hair off with a propane torch

    Wash in clean cool water the pat dry

    Season to taste

    Dip in beer batter

    Place in deep fryer until golden brown

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    If it doesn't sound tasty in English then here is the recipe in French

    Deep frit Chipmunk amuse-gueule.

    Recouvrement chipmunks tailles moyennes de 30 à 50.

    Brûle les cheveux avec un flambeau de propane

    Laver à l'eau froide et propre, le pat sec

    Assaisonner au goût

    Plonger dans le parfum de la bière

    Placer dans la friteuse jusqu'au brun doré

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    klkak, shouldnt there be an insturction between trapping them and burning the hair off, like maybe dressing them first.
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    Quote Originally Posted by welderguy View Post
    klkak, shouldnt there be an insturction between trapping them and burning the hair off, like maybe dressing them first.
    Heck no. they are so small that if you gut'em there won't be nut'n left. Just eat'em guts, bones and all.
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    You just had to didn't ya? I think your appetizer would be about as good as your French
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    Do we need to poke holes in them...so they don't explode in the fryer?
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    Oh heck, why not simply toss a handful in a corn-popper? Sick b@stards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken View Post
    Oh heck, why not simply toss a handful in a corn-popper? Sick b@stards.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit View Post
    Do we need to poke holes in them...so they don't explode in the fryer?
    only if you finish em off in the microwave. LOL!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken View Post
    Oh heck, why not simply toss a handful in a corn-popper? Sick b@stards.

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    That one looks like it just came outta the egg. I hear when they're that small you can just eat em whole without cooking.

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    They remind me of baby squirrels. You guys know that, don't you.
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    That one looks like it's praying. "please don't eat me"!

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    Oh geez... This is like the lizard story again... Mammals, save for the monotremes, are born live. Reptiles, save for a few species of snakes, hatch out of eggs. If you find a legitimate chipmunk egg, I will give you 12 bucks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Julie362 View Post
    Oh geez... This is like the lizard story again... Mammals, save for the monotremes, are born live. Reptiles, save for a few species of snakes, hatch out of eggs. If you find a legitimate chipmunk egg, I will give you 12 bucks.
    Julie, we usually overlook remarks like that when they're posted by members like rwc, 2dumb, justin, or Rick. They just don't know any better.
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    That's weird! Seeing how some folks say they taste like chicken I just figured they came from eggs.

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    Do you folks realize how much brain matter I had to expend to come up with that recipe?

    If you did, you would appreciate it more!
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    Quote Originally Posted by klkak View Post
    Do you folks realize how much brain matter I had to expend to come up with that recipe?

    If you did, you would appreciate it more!
    What? Now you're going to skin and tan them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by crashdive123 View Post
    What? Now you're going to skin and tan them?
    Hmmm, I wonder what the market would be for tanned Chipmunk hides?
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    Quote Originally Posted by klkak View Post
    Hmmm, I wonder what the market would be for tanned Chipmunk hides?
    Nothing to see here. Move along folks.



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