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    Lightbulb Simple Solutions for Sudden Pain

    Found the advice simple and easy to remember.

    "From a sprained ankle to an unexplained blackout and even cutting off your own finger,
    one of the world's best doctors guides you to relief."

    http://www.esquire.com/features/esse...njuries&kw=ist


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    Good link! Thanks, BENESSE!

    Simple Solutions for Sudden Pain, huh? The most common cause of my sudden posterior pain can be relieved with the press of a BAN BUTTON! But I won't go mentioning any names, 'cause I don't want this post to get moved.
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    Loved one for a missing kidney....LOL
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    Cool link, but come on, LOL, really???

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    Yeah, they left out the part about screaming like a girl and running around while flailing your arms.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hunter63 View Post
    Cool link, but come on, LOL, really???

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    Wake Up in an Ice-Filled Bathtub Missing a KidneyCall 911, pack the wound with a towel to stanch the bleeding, and keep it iced. Then call your loved ones <quote
    You could be vacationing in Albania or Kosovo (where they've been known to traffic in human organs), and next thing you know...dang, where'd that kidney go?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BENESSE View Post
    ......vacationing in Albania or Kosovo......
    LOL, so that's like an oxymoron or something?
    Jumbo shrimp?
    Military intelligence?
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    Quote Originally Posted by hunter63 View Post
    LOL, so that's like an oxymoron or something?
    Jumbo shrimp?
    Military intelligence?
    Exactly!
    You'd have to be a moron on oxycontin to set foot there.

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    Simple Solutions for Sudden Pain
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FNc0WGhIDU

    Be sure and listen to the side affect warnings! LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit View Post
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FNc0WGhIDU

    Be sure and listen to the side affect warnings! LOL
    That was great!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit View Post
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FNc0WGhIDU

    Be sure and listen to the side affect warnings! LOL

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