I Got Ratted Out

[Ken]

Oar too ? lol, but seriously, what is it skinned with?

That's not skin. The guy's a midget sitting in half of a pilates ball.

[Rick]

The wood is drift wood that we pick up off the beach and the skin is made out of Emperor Penguin butts stretch and stitched together using a natural cordage from sea weed.

[Rick]

600 mile paddle in two days?

We go with the tide...both ways. It's just a matter of timing.

[Justin Case]

with only one oar, how do you keep from just paddling in circles ?

[Ken]

We go with the tide...both ways. It's just a matter of timing.

We always suspected that you went both ways.

[DOGMAN]

For those of you that might not know. This is a coracle. It's built using traditional native Antaritician methods. It takes about nine strung together to complete our resupply.

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Reminds me of the coracle I fabricated out of an old satellite dish. My wife and I paddled that thing from Montana, down the Missouri and Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico, went on down to Key West and partied with Jimmy Buffett. After a week of debauchery with the locales (learned the hard way I'm not gay), we then paddled our little craft down to the Panama Canal, headed over to the Gulf of California, then paddled the Baha Penisula up to Cabo and raged with Sammy Hagar on the beach. He then flew us back to Montana in his private jet, we hooked up with Eddy, Alex and the boys for a Van HAlen reunion at David Lettermans ranch. then we parted paths.

[Rick]

It's really a neat trick taught to me by Frezinmyazzoff. It's called the sculling draw. In its native language its referred to as a damsombit.

[huntermj]

learned the hard way I'm not gay),
Ahhh.....
What, no one is going to pick this up and run with it?

[crashdive123]

learned the hard way I'm not gay),
Ahhh.....
What, no one is going to pick this up and run with it?

Wasn't me he learned it with.

[Rick]

I think you have the baton. Go for it.

[Ted]

Welcome to the forum!... really, nice intro ....now how can we help you?

Thanks Nell

[Rick]

Can someone tell me what the best survival knife is?

[crashdive123]

Can someone tell me what the best survival knife is?

Well of course. It's the Rambo Super Deer Slayer Deluxe With Scope, Holo Sights, Laser and Tac Light.

[Rick]

Oh, I've seen that. Didn't Bear Gryllis use that? He's my hero.

[Justin Case]

I know you were joking, but i just stumbled onto this one,, Pretty Nice .

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[Rick]

Pfffft. That's nothing compared to the Rambo Super Deer Slayer Deluxe With Scope, Holo Sights, Laser and Tac Light. Crash is right. That has to be the best of the best.

[DOGMAN]

it looks nice if you have small hands and are surviving in Malibu. A real man needs at least a 14" blade, and a hollow handle for storage...

[Justin Case]

Does it come with a roll bar ?

[Justin Case]

it looks nice if you have small hands and are surviving in Malibu. A real man needs at least a 14" blade, and a hollow handle for storage...

Malibu sounds good , LOL

[huntermj]

I think you have the baton. Go for it.

Thought about it, but dont really want to hear the story, Ya Know?