Okay, okay. You just left out a couple of things.
1. I ain't going to NYC. Not gonna happen. If they want to move Times Square to Indy, fine. Otherwise, Bloomberg will just have to suffer without me.
2. Running for my life. I've lived a pretty good, pretty long life. I really don't see a need to run anywhere for it. My plan for looting houses is to dress like a Jehovah's Witness and slowly walk from door to door taking "donations".
3. Crashing into trees and limbs, falling off mountains, tumbling down a class 4 white water river. One would have to assume that would require some level of exertion so I'll just have to pass. Although, it being all downhill, I could be talked into it.
4. Riding in the back of a open pick-up truck trying to get out of NYC. Please see #2. (For 2D, name 'em, salute 'em, but don't talk to 'em).
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