Someone start a thread about an entirely new topic, one we ain't talked about yet... don't ask me I'm asking you too.On wilderness survival, survival, or wilderness non-survival (oh that means ya die, sorry) ya get the hint.
Ohhh My GOD!!!!!!!
Someone start a thread about an entirely new topic, one we ain't talked about yet... don't ask me I'm asking you too.
There is no greater solitude than that of the Tracker in the forest, unless perhaps it's that of the wolf in the wilderness.
are you serious?
Why in God's name would we use a wilderness survival forum to talk about wilderness survival? Puh-leeze, when we can have all these little mini-dramas and hash over one another's long forgotten childhood traumas that come out in our posts or discuss new and exciting recipes for....people? Come on now Beo...you aren't suggesting that's what we came here for are you?
OK, but it might not be a new subject here goes...
You're out doing minimalist camping and you just accidentally sliced your thigh open with your handy dandy new KaBar and you're leaking all over the place.
Or...a really angry squirrel just dropped a rock from 75 feet up a tree and clonked you on the head...
or....a wolverine just bit a chunk outta your butt...
in any case...wilderness first aid without a first aid kit...suggestions People?
some fella confronted me the other day and asked "What's your problem?" So I told him, "I don't have a problem I am a problem"
Okay here goes....
Cut pant leg off and make a tourniquet, then keep the sliced chunk and spit on stick over open fire sautaing with the stuff leaking from me... lol... using vine make a prusik climber and pull myself up and kill said squirrel... lol... then spin around real fast using my cat like reflexes and thereby startling said wolverine and in the split second he freezes while stuned kick his ribs in with my steel boots thereby killing him, gut him and make a small cloak to keep me warm as I sit by the S.O.S I spelled out with his intestines... lol... WOW now that's wilderness survival... thanks Trax I needed that... lol...
There is no greater solitude than that of the Tracker in the forest, unless perhaps it's that of the wolf in the wilderness.
Don't worry, I'm on it. Been busy with exams this week so I've been random-commenting here and there but next week you should see some nice new threads.
But to keep you awake 'til then:
"Rabid squirrels attack your tent, ripping and tearing, hoping to get at your cream filling. Only to realize you are not a twinky but are in fact sleeping in a elongated yellow tent. They begin to feel stupid and, as we all know, squirrels should never feel stupid. They pick up rocks and begin to construct a siege engine against your tent. ACHILLES!"
What do you do?
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GRRRRRRRRRRRReat, thanks Mitch.
There is no greater solitude than that of the Tracker in the forest, unless perhaps it's that of the wolf in the wilderness.
I send contra squirrels into their midst to sow seeds of discontent and mutiny. They start a whispered character assassination campaign against the lead squirrel calling his abilities as a general into question. While his troops waver I send in a crack commando group of lemmings on their left flank and and use my secret marten launcher to launch a nasty a##ed squirrel eating marten dead centre of their encampment.....I really should get back to work LOL...Originally Posted by mitch.chesney
some fella confronted me the other day and asked "What's your problem?" So I told him, "I don't have a problem I am a problem"
We got a female on here named Rabbid Squirrel trying to get my cream filling... lol... someone should've told me... lol...
There is no greater solitude than that of the Tracker in the forest, unless perhaps it's that of the wolf in the wilderness.
We got a female on here named Rabbid Squirrel trying to get my cream filling... lol... someone should've told me... lol...
My friend, you are quite possibly the only person I know who should wear latex gloves while typing, ahem, perhaps a wilderness first aid thread might be a good idea...get your mind off other things, LMAO
some fella confronted me the other day and asked "What's your problem?" So I told him, "I don't have a problem I am a problem"
Well I was wearing latex gloves but they kept getting stuck between the keys... lol... took them off and now I got twinkie cream everywhere... lol... and that thread is on the way.
Last edited by Beo; 11-14-2007 at 04:19 PM.
There is no greater solitude than that of the Tracker in the forest, unless perhaps it's that of the wolf in the wilderness.
We got a female on here named Rabbid Squirrel trying to get my cream filling... lol... someone should've told me... lol...
Oh gee ,beo!LMAO!!!
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psst..best not to encourage him....lol
some fella confronted me the other day and asked "What's your problem?" So I told him, "I don't have a problem I am a problem"
LOL I hear ya!
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Don't need much encouragment, just someone who likes twinkies
There is no greater solitude than that of the Tracker in the forest, unless perhaps it's that of the wolf in the wilderness.
Not sayin a wordDon't need much encouragment, just someone who likes twinkies!
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Come on ya know its hard to resist
There is no greater solitude than that of the Tracker in the forest, unless perhaps it's that of the wolf in the wilderness.
God,I hate to say this AGAIN! But spoken like a true man!!! LMAOCome on ya know its hard to resist
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Don’t look at me. Nell’s the one you made blush. Sorry nell couldn’t resist.Come on ya know its hard to resist
You are supposed to be on MY side LOL!
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But its good for ya.
Come on now, I'm good for ya... lol...
There is no greater solitude than that of the Tracker in the forest, unless perhaps it's that of the wolf in the wilderness.
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