We must consume 1 1/2 liter of water everyday.
[or if your name is Beo, about a 5th of Jack ought to do it!]
80% of the world is covered by water or ice. Only about 20% is dry land. [Crap! All that water out there & you haven't drowned? Dang!]
97% of the water on earth is salty ocean and 2% is frozen. The remaining 1% is available to meet human needs.
[So...you're saying you CAN'T distill seawater to make it drinkable, is that right?]
If you're an adult, your body contains about 40 quarts or 10 gallons of water.
[Or, in Rick's case, about 2 six-packs of bear & a dozen Twinkies!]
A man's body is 60-65% water. [unless you're an alcoholic!] A woman's is 50-60% water. [You haven't seen my ex!] The human brain is about 75% water. [Except yours which is 100% stone!]
Muscle tissue contains a large amount of water. Fat tissues contain virtually no water. Men tend to have more muscle as a percentage of body weight while women have more fat.
[did you just call all women fat? Is that politically correct?]
You lose 2.5 to 3 quarts of water per day through normal elimination, sweating and breathing. If you exercise or live in a humid climate, you may lose another quarter.
[I lost a half-dollar once.]
It has zero calories and zero sugar, but a good drink of water can reduce hunger.[Man! I'm gonna pig out!] Water also helps your body metabolize stored fats, helps maintain proper muscle tone, and helps rid the body of wastes.
[Too bad it doesn't rid this site of Trolls & Spammers!]
I couldn't help it, honest! He had it comin'!
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