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  1. I've looked but I don't see a corkscrew OR a...

    I've looked but I don't see a corkscrew OR a bottle opener on that thing. Not sure what value it would have in a true survival situation.
  2. Thread: "Alone."

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    Years ago I worked (briefly) for a guy who told...

    Years ago I worked (briefly) for a guy who told me he couldn't give me a pay raise because "You'd only have to pay more tax". Well gee, thanks for looking out for me.
  3. Thread: New Here

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    Hi Ben and welcome. Interested in hearing more...

    Hi Ben and welcome. Interested in hearing more about your adventures.
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    Hi and welcome. My wife and I lived in Arizona...

    Hi and welcome. My wife and I lived in Arizona prior to moving to Colorado. The Mogollon was our escape hatch when the heat of the desert got too much to take. Beautiful part of the world.
  5. Thread: Fear of clowns

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    I think it's a fairly safe bet that the guy who...

    I think it's a fairly safe bet that the guy who invented the flamethrower got the idea during an outing to the circus.
  6. Thread: Fear of clowns

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    Kids: "Daddy, we're huuuungreee. Did you bring us...

    Kids: "Daddy, we're huuuungreee. Did you bring us home anything to eat?"
    Daddy: "Well, no kids. Not this time but look what I did bring."
    (Holds up red plastic nose)
    Kids: "Yaaaaayyy! We love you...
  7. Thread: Fear of clowns

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    I have never once had zombies (or puppies) hiding...

    I have never once had zombies (or puppies) hiding under my bed waiting to eat me as soon as I fall asleep. Terrible comparison imo.
  8. Thread: Fear of clowns

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    There's nothing irrational about a fear of...

    There's nothing irrational about a fear of clowns. When I first read Stephen King's "It", I spent ages telling people "See...see, this is what I'm talking about!" Although in my case, it's less a...
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    Thermos flasks in the wilderness

    I've used the search function but in all the conversations about the stuff we haul around, I don't see much mention of one of my favorite tools, the thermos flask. Does anybody else use them?

    I'm...
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    I always carry a dozen or so water buffalo around...

    I always carry a dozen or so water buffalo around in my Survival Kit for just such an emergency as this. Cheese and crackers you people really don't know anything about being prepared.
  11. Thread: Hello again

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    Well that's stuck in my head now,...

    Well that's stuck in my head now, thankyouVERYmuch!
  12. Thread: Hello again

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    Oh, was THAT where that money came from? I...

    Oh, was THAT where that money came from? I wondered. I should probably spend it quick then.

    First though; I'm off to start a thread discussing the merits of the Lamborghini Veneno Roadster as a...
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    Another Front Ranger here. Looks like the...

    Another Front Ranger here. Looks like the regulars have already given you some good advice RkyMntPrepper so hopefully you enjoy the forum!
  14. Thread: Hello again

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    I am a Nigerian prince. Please send me your bank...

    I am a Nigerian prince. Please send me your bank account details.
  15. Thread: Hello again

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    Hello again

    Hi everyone.

    I was a member of this forum several years ago (last posted in 2008, I see) but then real life got in the way for a while and I had to take care of some stuff. The good news is; the...
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    The big problem is finding someone to deliver it...

    The big problem is finding someone to deliver it to you.
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    :D I only wanted to add the smiley, but...

    :D

    I only wanted to add the smiley, but apparently my post has to be at least 10 characters. So uh...Sneezy, Sleepy, Dopey, Doc, Happy, Bashful, Grumpy and...darn that's still only 7. Let's see,...
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    Or you can carry a couple of Bic lighters.

    Or you can carry a couple of Bic lighters.
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    "Now listen here other government. We know...

    "Now listen here other government. We know you're friendly to the USA today, but you have to assure us you'll stay that way. And if we sell you this technology, you have to promise only to use it...
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    Hi huntermj, I'm also in Colorado and while it...

    Hi huntermj,
    I'm also in Colorado and while it sounds as though I've a ways to go before catching up with you in experience, this forum is a great place to start.
    Welcome!
    Catfish
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    I'm impressed. I've never even seen a hundred...

    I'm impressed. I've never even seen a hundred dollar bill.
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    But you did speak to Ben Franklin then? ;)

    But you did speak to Ben Franklin then? ;)
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    Bullseye crashdive. That was exactly what I was...

    Bullseye crashdive. That was exactly what I was going to write (good job I read everyone else's responses first, eh? :) )

    Life will bring what it will bring. Some of it I can control, some of it...
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    I was only in China for a few days but as is my...

    I was only in China for a few days but as is my habit, I did my best to stay away from the tourist spots and eat where the locals eat. The menus didn't have English translations so I'm not really...
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    It's not the taste so much, but that they make me...

    It's not the taste so much, but that they make me thirsty. Same with other dried fruit.

    Still, there have been some other good suggestions on this thread, so thanks everyone. :)
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