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You can't really blame us. The forum has ADD.

If you're laying down and fart you wake up with your feet floating in the air. Fart too much and you're hanging upside down from the ceiling. Outside, well, lets just say folks have gone missing...

Oh, come on now. A fellah needs drop seat underwear if he's going to go with a onesy.
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And this was along the Appalachian Trail. All she had to do was head in one direction. Follow the sun or whatever. In a day, two tops, she would have found a road. I get that it's Maine but it's not...

It's a relative term isn't it? If someone doesn't hike then someone that has logged hundreds of miles is an expert in comparison. It really depends on who is doing the describing and what background...