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    I'm trying to figure out where the meter changes...

    I'm trying to figure out where the meter changes from pleasure to pain. Perhaps that last piece of pie...or cake. Hmm. Maybe that last piece of turkey after the cake did it. At some point it went...
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    It's always a conundrum. When the salesman...

    It's always a conundrum. When the salesman agrees, you always wonder if you could have gotten more. It works that way in salary offers too. Just realize you can never have too much or too little...
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    Good man, Alan. You can never be too cautious....

    Good man, Alan. You can never be too cautious. You never know what they are thinking. It might be a test. Then again, it might not be. There are two ways to deal with women, neither work so just...
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    "The pigs have been coming," said Corona resident...

    "The pigs have been coming," said Corona resident Judy Gardner. "They came here to my house on Halloween night, and then they came back on Veterans Day, and probably going to be here for...
  5. Can you shoot those in a gun? A solar flare gun...

    Can you shoot those in a gun? A solar flare gun might come in handy.
  6. That is just plain weird. On more than one...

    That is just plain weird. On more than one occasion I've been typing on the internet and had it go down. I just ease back and mosey out of the room. I'm not paranoid either but I'm not taking the...
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    We are becoming more British. In a decidedly...

    We are becoming more British. In a decidedly terrible American way. They post some weird "I've never done this before" stuff on Youtube and now we're doing it. I watched some guy wire up a monitor...
  8. Thread: Antler Handled

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    Gee whiz. That's beautiful Uncle Crash. Just...

    Gee whiz. That's beautiful Uncle Crash. Just about right for your favorite nephew.
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    Pffft. Well, yeah. A professional and all. What...

    Pffft. Well, yeah. A professional and all. What kind of challenge is that? We're tryin' to be as smart as a coon. It's a challenge too what with them opposable thumbs.
  10. Thread: Dream Girl?

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    I know we are far better off today than...

    I know we are far better off today than yesteryear. I can still see me standing in the back seat of dad's Pontiac with the metal dash and chrome nobs. The grade school playground covered in coal...
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    I also set out a live trap for a raccoon and used...

    I also set out a live trap for a raccoon and used every bate known to man. That coon used every trick in the book and never came close to getting trapped. Once I used up all my bait, he moved on to...
  12. Thread: Dream Girl?

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    We are way too old to fight for her. We'd both...

    We are way too old to fight for her. We'd both wind up having to take breaks to catch our breath not to mention coffee breaks. I guess the only thing left to do is share her. That is one mighty big...
  13. Thread: Snowy hike

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    Those are some gorgeous pics! That building is...

    Those are some gorgeous pics! That building is beautiful. The old architecture seems to have so much more character than the modern day stuff. We have a modern judicial center across the street from...
  14. Thread: glocks

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    I'll bet the fishin' was crappy and the fish were...

    I'll bet the fishin' was crappy and the fish were bat sh** crazy. (I slay myself. I really do.)
  15. Thread: glocks

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    None of the caves I've ever been in had enough...

    None of the caves I've ever been in had enough water to dive in. If you had dived, it would have been painful what with all the rocks and such. One thing about it. You'd have gotten your money's...
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    At least I wear a hong. Going hongless may be...

    At least I wear a hong. Going hongless may be responsible for white nose bat syndrome, chronic wasting disease or any number of other problems with critters. I'll stop short of blaming Covid on him...
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    https://c.tenor.com/EZcOCMWqKVsAAAAM/not-looking-c...

    https://c.tenor.com/EZcOCMWqKVsAAAAM/not-looking-cover-eyes.gif
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    These women love us....despite us.

    These women love us....despite us.
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    Since the subject is compasses, if I were you I'd...

    Since the subject is compasses, if I were you I'd start with a moral compass.
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    I got my eyes closed but I was being honest. Tell...

    I got my eyes closed but I was being honest. Tell me when your pants are up and don't come no closer.
  21. Thread: glocks

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    I am so proud of you. That was really good.

    I am so proud of you. That was really good.
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    I have a couple one or two but no Glocks. Guns to...

    I have a couple one or two but no Glocks. Guns to me are a lot like girls. They all got their own personalities. They all are a bit particular in what they like to eat and if you ain't careful they...
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    Sticky: It depends on if we are downwind or not. Hearing...

    It depends on if we are downwind or not. Hearing doesn't really matter in some cases. This be one of 'em. Skunks be another. Six of one I guess.
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    Same with my wife. A .38 with crimson trace made...

    Same with my wife. A .38 with crimson trace made her a woman to obey.
  25. Lamps are fine. I used 1-K for my kerosene lamps...

    Lamps are fine. I used 1-K for my kerosene lamps for the longest time. I recently converted to paraffin lamp oil because it doesn't smell. Both will smoke if your wick isn't trimmed correctly or if...
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