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Hahaha......I've been warning my neighbor, that one day I'm going to build a fort next to my fire-pit, in the back yard. Hahaha.

(Heck....I may even build my fort around the fire-pit.)

This may cheer you up, Rick.

Any peanut butter can be crunchy peanut butter, if you put your pills in it.

And that, boys and girls, is why Florida is full of yankees.

Well, he tried to have a "tasteful joke thread", but his post got moved.
I don't know how that could have happened, because we don't have any mod's that would move a............Hey, wait a...

One time, this....oh, wait. You said "tasteful" jokes.

Hmmmm......I can't think of any of those. :blushing:

"Why some men wear earrings"

A farmer was at a diner one day having lunch when he noticed an old friend. What really caught his attention was that this friend was wearing an earring.

The farmer...

Sure he has a heart.
He keeps it in a jar.
It's one that he ripped out of the chest of a cute little puppy.

"Kens back" isn't the problem. Kens mouth is! LOL

(snicker, snicker....I crack myself up!)

Same with a pork chop! I talked my other half into fixin' a mess of breaded pork chops, so I'd have plenty of left-overs in the fridge.

It was a great idea, but the supply didn't last anywhere...

.....and the trick to opening a bag of 'tater chips, with one hand, is to lay the bag on the counter and cut the top off with a pair of scissors.:yes:

I've been hitting keys that I didn't even know that my keyboard had!

My other half is calling those my "big boy pull-ups".:yes:

No! I meant tongs. They were just for the other side of the shirt tail.
As for the other thing, I didn't need tweezers. Lets just say that I found another use for the piece of para-cord. LOL

Oh, oh, oh.....and have you ever seen a "big" boy try to figure out how to button a pair of jeans, with one hand?

Not to give away all my secrets, but my second attemp involved a piece of...

That's just because you haven't seen me trying to do things one handed. (Left handed, at that!)
If it were someone else,
I'd be laughing my butt off.

Just so this fits in the joke of the day...

Well...gun info, goes in the gun thread......cooking info goes in the cooking thread.......garden info goes in the garden thread. Where would you put info, about the forums comic relief?

O.K.,...

Thanks, guys. I'm doing fine. In fact, I've healed enough that if I were to ring that bell, I'd probably have to go see a different doctor. (To have the bell removed.)

Good luck, Rick. I hope...

Not completely.....but I have learned, that when the drugs wear off, between 1am and 3am, it helps to have a little snack while you're waiting for the next pill to kick in. It helps kill the time to...

I guess it's better than being in a hong. (snicker, snicker)

It's O.K. I'll be having a little more computer time on my hands, for a while.

I joined the Rick and crash club. (Right shoulder)

Kens height is nowhere near my height.

Gnome sayin'?:whistling:

LOL....I gotta steal this one!

What A Woman!

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months,
yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.
One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to...

Hmmmm. I wonder if the opposite would work.
You know....would those who drink their own pee, w(h)ine no more?

The day after his wife disappeared in a boating accident near Marsh Island, Louisiana, a man answered his door to find two grim-faced Wildlife and Fisheries agents. "We knowit's late, sir, but we...