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    Mary's 86 year old grandmother, after yet another...

    Mary's 86 year old grandmother, after yet another five thousand dollar gift from her granddaughter, asked where she gets all her money. Mary sheepishly admits she does p0rn0graphy to which her...
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    I don't understand why women like cats... Cats...

    I don't understand why women like cats...

    Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left...
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    How many fishermen does it take to change a light...

    How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb?


    Two, we had to take turns, and that bulb must have been ---THIISSS BIIIG----!
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    Once while fishin' the flats in the Gulf, I got...

    Once while fishin' the flats in the Gulf, I got caught by the game and fisheries warden with a snook when I had forgotten to get a snook stamp. So I explained that it was a pet snook that I took out...
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    Q. What did the doe say when she came out of the...

    Q. What did the doe say when she came out of the woods?


    A. I'll never do that for five bucks again.
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    I can see him giving the cash back just to get...

    I can see him giving the cash back just to get away.
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    A robber held up a stagecoach in the Old West. ...

    A robber held up a stagecoach in the Old West.
    He snarled: "If you don't hand over all your money, I'll shoot the men and molest the women."
    A gentleman passenger stepped forward and said bravely,...
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    Careful. Yogi is armed.

    https://www.yahoo.com/news/apparently-brown-bear-loose-siberia-armed-two-guns-164433071.html


    The bear is reportedly on the loose with a Vepr carbine and IZH shotgun while crime scene pictures...
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    Repeater Bow / Crossbow

    This guy has posted several homemade or modified weapons of various types that are interesting and look like fun albeit dangerous toys.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTJnyQ-bZLU
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    A Priest was passing a group of us young teens...

    A Priest was passing a group of us young teens sitting on the church lawn and stopped to ask us what we were doing.

    "Nothing much Father" we said. "We were just seeing who can tell the biggest lie...
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jnwhJ3X1Qg ...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jnwhJ3X1Qg

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxjTLKwh-Sw

    check your regulations first
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    Next time you go on a Roller coaster take some...

    Next time you go on a Roller coaster
    take some spare bolts with you and as the coaster climbs the steep hill, tap the guy in front of you on the shoulder and say "Hey, these just fell out from...
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    My slightly younger sister recently took the...

    My slightly younger sister recently took the grands tent camping here in Florida...her first time since we were younguns ....Two weeks later she bought a pop up camper with A.C. and air mattresses...
  14. Grass is only considered a "wild" edible in...

    Grass is only considered a "wild" edible in select states...Colorado, California, Florida etc
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    Kinda like when the local newspaper tried selling...

    Kinda like when the local newspaper tried selling the sunday edition on saturday? Bought one but couldn't find the lotto numbers.....
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    I understand the labor issue...no one wants to...

    I understand the labor issue...no one wants to spend $350 diagnosing several circuit boards and replacing parts on a $300 dollar television but the other side of it is the corporate greed like Tesla...
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    A lot of the do it yourself has been forced out...

    A lot of the do it yourself has been forced out by the throw it away mentality of our current society. My grandparents repaired anything and everything till it simple could not be fixed anymore. But...
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    Knowledge, Intelligence, and Wisdom are three...

    Knowledge, Intelligence, and Wisdom are three very different critters. One says how to do something, the next says how to do it safely, and the third says maybe I shouldn't do it at all. Wisdom is...
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    Sticky: Years ago I planned to hike the Florida trail...

    Years ago I planned to hike the Florida trail from end to end then I had an accident that put me out of work for an extended period of time and during that period of constant doctor visits etc I was...
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    After a ****-Hit-The-Fan scenario I realized I...

    After a ****-Hit-The-Fan scenario I realized I desperately needed to take a survival course and immediately signed up...It's titled

    Marriage...week 2 and beyond
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    A Woman gets out of her Prius, walks into a bar...

    A Woman gets out of her Prius, walks into a bar and sits down next to a guy drinking a beer.

    Woman: I see you drink beer.

    Man: Yup

    Woman: How many beers a day?

    Man: Usually about 3
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    My wife got a mud-pack for her complexion, and...

    My wife got a mud-pack for her complexion, and looked great for two days...
    Then the mud fell off.
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    Four guys, Jim, Gary, Bob, and John went camping...

    Four guys, Jim, Gary, Bob, and John went camping and they had two tents to share. The second morning Gary was still asleep as the other three were gathered at the fire drinking coffee. The two men...
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    My wife wanted to role-play "doctor and patient"...

    My wife wanted to role-play "doctor and patient"
    But things went south very quickly when I said: "Hello! I'm your dietician..."
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    How do I lose the guilt of hunting? BBQ sauce.

    How do I lose the guilt of hunting?

    BBQ sauce.
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