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That boy is danged perceptive. Very good observation. Beer was obviously invented to improve the appearance of both sexes. So yeah, it will still be needed.

Yeah, a million years from now they will be teaching that ooze was created through heat and compression of garbage dumps. Assuming, of course, anything they contain will actually degrade over a...

...and no plastic will have degraded.

You've never heard that? Tell me you've never heard an adult tell a youngster that the easiest way to catch X was to sprinkle salt on their tails. I've had uncles pull that on me when I was a punkin'...

I've heard the old timers say the easiest primitive method is to sneak up behind them and sprinkle some salt on their tail. You can pick them right up if you do that. Works every time, too.

You must be holding your mouth wrong.

Skinning a squirrel is no more work than a rabbit. Their skin comes right off and you don't have to worry about loose hair from the coat like you do rabbit.

Wildthang - Two words. Ban Button. 'nuff said.

I was duck hunting in the bottoms once when a game warden appeared on a point of land across a slew from me. He asked me if I had my hunting license....

Oh, man. You left the rat tail on. Now that AIN'T right.

Grilled. Fried. Baked. Mess of potatoes with gravy and biscuits. MMMmmmmmmmmm.

That would be just my luck. Live out my whole life only to be turned into turkey vulture poop. That ain't right.

Well, he does live near the ocean so I'm sure with that deoderant he'll attract sharks.

I thought Ken was the one with the tuna melt deoderant.

Of course. It's probably my peanut butter flavored deoderant that I use in the woods.

I really think squirrels are just naturally curious and they show up to investigate the sound. I don't think it sounds like a squirrel to them any more than I do but they do come in to check it out.

I would usually find a tree or trees they had been working and sit some place where I had a good view and wait. If that didn't work then I'd call them...sparingly.

I actually raked one edge across the other edge. Sort of like striking a match. The ridges rubbing against each other sound like a squirrel barking.

I did learn that as a kid and used it for several years. Good ridge edged quarters. I can call them by mouth about as well now.

No sweat. Nora built those contraptions. She just likes a fling every now and then. (Now that's funny I don't care who you are).

I was still editing when you posted.

Nora and I are friends. She a bit of an elitist and normally hangs around moderators and administrators. But for some reason she's taken a liking the Trax. She is a full ninja warrior. She is a...

I've been hauling the diggers off all summer. All you have to do is set out an unbaited trap and you'll catch them. They are dumber than rocks.

I had a neighbor that did the same thing until the squirrel bit her and she had to take rabies shots. True story.

Baton?! Do Sarge, Crash and I look like baton kind of guys? We're routy touty. We use levers and gears and buttons and switches. It's all very mechanically and electrically complicated. Even some...

12 gauge #5 here as well. I've used .22 but like Coot says, they can travel. Only a few places I could use a .22.