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Little Johnny (strikes again), he’s some wee boy.

The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.
　
Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my...

It's probably been done to death over yonder, but It's new to me.

A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, DC. Nothing was moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the...

Very funny Hunter!

Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

College Essay: Just remember, on tests, B.S. does pay off.

The following is an actual question given on a University of...

Rick's Hong, be he wearing it or otherwise is no joke.

A Psychoanalysts Christmas

* 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

* 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

* 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for...

Dogs and Cats are better than Children because they eat less, don't ask for money....
.... and if they get pregnant you can sell their offspring!

Left brain at it's best!

In Hell.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UbqZ_oN5do&feature=related

It's old timers, Sarge. Either that or all that "down bubble" has addled his brain......

My favourite comedians, at their super very best!

Fork handles, handles for forks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cz2-ukrd2VQ

Swedish made simple....

A new Movie opens soon..

War of the WorldsII, They're back!

And this time they've got Tylenol......

Redneck Computer terms

Backup; What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods
Bar Code; Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern
Bit; A wager, as in, "I bit you cain't...

Someone must really like Hospital food:nod:

That could explain why I understand a Southern accent then!:blush:

Does your brother know Sourdough?

Ahhh, it all makes sense now.

That's almost as bad as THAT Rick picture, Nell!!

I picked up my new Toyota Prius today. Chat later, can't stop.........

Love story II
Once upon a time a guy asked a girl “will you marry me?! She said “no!” And the girl lived happily ever after, keeping her sleek figure, driving the car of her choice, having great...

Now that's funny!and scarily correct